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WarCraftJewels Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Conflict, conspiracy theories, cultural tensions, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, Global Issues, History, Holocaust, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, persecution, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, violence, WarCraftJewels, Wars

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s most pressing questions like “Why do Jews constantly cause wars?”

Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers where players can uncover ancient mysteries and conspiracy theories. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost city of Atlantis and uncover the true origins of the Illuminati.

But that’s not all! We have epic PvP battles where players can fight to the death using enchanted diamond swords and magical potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why Jews constantly cause wars (spoiler alert: it’s probably because they’re secretly controlling the world with their mind-bending powers).

KindCraft SMP – Be Kind to Each Other

acceptance, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Diversity, Empathy, equality, Harmony, Humanity, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, love, oneness, Peace, Respect, smp, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	961014
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where we are all one big dysfunctional family! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon. – Our admin is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a diamond block with a flick of his wand. – If you join, you’ll be gifted a pet creeper that only explodes on command. It’s the perfect way to prank your friends! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into the belly of a giant lava monster. Don’t worry, it’s friendly. – Our server currency is actually emerald-encrusted golden carrots. Who needs diamonds when you can have blinged-out veggies?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and plenty of laughs along the way!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

animal responsibility, anxiety, apartment living, barking dog, certified dog, college life, college town, first week, golden retriever, inhumane, lease agreement, Minecraft, no pets, pet agreement, pet ownership, pet policy, puppy, PuppyPurge, roommate, roommate conflict, roommates, Server, University

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8313
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only pets allowed are virtual ones! Why deal with the stress of real-life pet drama when you can join a server full of pixelated puppies and kitties instead?

Join us for a wild adventure where golden retriever puppies are certified to do backflips and unicorns roam the land. No need to worry about cleaning up after your roommate’s pet, because the only mess you’ll encounter here is the occasional creeper explosion.

So come on in and leave the real world behind – on our server, the only beef you’ll encounter is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. Sign up now and let the virtual fun begin!

FightClubCraft

aita, Apologize.., christmas present, DAUGHTER, Doll, expensive, Fight, FightClubCraft, Friends, play date, purpose, reimbursement, school club, son not welcome, telling mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset, wrong, young

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Votes:	3144	Emeralds Found:	1825
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Animals Bred:	49
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a virtual playdate with your friends and their kids, where anything can happen.

Experience the thrill of snapping dolls in our virtual world – but be prepared for the consequences! Our players take their dolls very seriously, just like Amy and Ben. Will you be the one to make Amy cry and refuse to play with you ever again?

Join us for outrageous playdates where expensive dolls are the norm and parents are willing to reimburse you for any damages. Who knew dolls for a 7-year-old could cost so much? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Make friends, break dolls, and navigate the complex relationships between kids and parents. Will you be the one to banish a player from your virtual house for snapping dolls on purpose? Or will you forgive and forget, just like Jane suggests?

Come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where kids are kids and drama is just a click away. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual playdate gone wrong – but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

air defense, airspace, ALERT, Breach, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, jets, Military, military escalation, Minecraft, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Tensions, territorial dispute

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Emeralds Found:	6894	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

yo, dis server be so lit dat even countries be fightin’ ova it! imagine playin’ Minecraft and suddenly Japan be sendin’ jets to take down China’s recon plane tryna sneak into da server! join us and be part of da epic battle for control of dis epic virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have dis level of excitement in Minecraft? come join da fun and see what crazy shenanigans happen next!

PixelPervsSKorea

“Youth, consent, criminal activity, criminal justice, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, Exploitation, internet, law enforcement, Manipulation, online safety, PixelPervsSKorea, privacy, scandal, sex crimes, social media, south korea, Technology, teens, Video editing

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

yo, u gotta join this server cuz like, we got deepfake sex crimes goin on like crazy in South Korea. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft roleplay, but with a twist. u can be a detective tryin to solve the crimes or u can be a deepfake criminal mastermind. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the scandalous world of deepfake sex crimes. u won’t find this kind of action on any other server, i swear.

MineCorpPenalty

Accountability, assets, consequences, corporate responsibility, Corporations, crime, criminal behavior, equality, financial penalties, fines, Guilty, INDIVIDUALS, Justice, law, Legal System, MineCorpPenalty, Prison, punishment, Sentence, societal impact, white collar crime

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Votes:	3548	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

omg u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride u never wanna get off! we got so many crazy things happening, like one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a bunch of skeletons, it was epic!

and get this, if u join our server, u get to be part of the most insane court system ever. we treat corporations like real people, so if they break the rules, they gotta serve time in prison by having all their diamonds and emeralds frozen! it’s like watching a drama unfold in front of ur very eyes, except with pixelated blocks and stuff.

so come join us and experience the madness for urself, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every friday, so u can’t say no to that. see u in the game, fellow blockheads!

InfoHoardingKids

attention span, Behavior, children, cognitive development., Decision making, Development, education, gather, immature, InfoHoardingKids, INFORMATION, information processing, knowledge acquisition, learning, memory retention, Psychology, researchers, study, task completion, task performance, Working Memory

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	346110	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, do i have the server for u!

come join our server where children gather more info than they need, like seriously, they know what they need but they just keep gathering more and more. it’s like they have brain damage or something, but in a fun way!

our researchers say it’s because of immature working memory, but who cares about that when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs with ur friends?

so come on over to our server and join the chaos, trust me, u won’t regret it! just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always sneaking up on u when u least expect it!

Stinky SMP: Where the Mods Stink, the Resets Don’t Exist, and Chat Reports are a Myth!

1.20.1, Balanced, Bloodshed, borderlands, Builder, Chat, Claims, Custom, Discord, dont, Exist, fair, Graves, Griefing, Inclusivity, invite, java, killing, Longevity, love, Minecraft, Modded, Moderation, Mods, Myth, Nomad, Optimisers, Origins, Peace, Performance, planet minecraft, PvP, Reports, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone, Server, smp, stealing, stink, STINKY, trader.., Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Stinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Special Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Great performance with minimal client-side lag and high server specs
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system for both peaceful and PvP gameplay
Special Mod	The Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in the Borderlands area but not in the Safezone area, unless with consent.

Q: Can I suggest custom origins for the Origins mod?

A: Yes, you can suggest custom origins, but they must be of high quality and balanced.

Q: Are there any server resets?

A: There have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity for players.

Q: How can I appeal a punishment on the server?

A: You can appeal any punishment by contacting the server moderators through the Discord channel.

Q: Is the server beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and playstyles, providing a welcoming community for everyone.

MemeQueen’s Minecraft Server

ambiguity, Analyzing, Communication, confusion, cryptic message, deciphering, Decoding, double meaning, Enigma, figuring out, hidden meaning, Interpretation, making sense, MemeQueens, Minecraft, perplexing statement, perplexity, puzzlement, Server, uncertainty, unclear communication, Understanding, Unraveling

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Items Found:	6756
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	232

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Yes, you heard that right – talking trees!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Llamas, where llamas rule the land and have their own llama parliament.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!