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NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, culture clash, disapproval, family dynamics, feminism, Girlfriend, interfaith, Jewish, Liberalism, Marriage, marriage expectations, Minecraft, NonJewishGF, parents, relationships, Religion, smp, societal norms, tradition, VALUES, yenta

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Items Found:	1674
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Dimension Hops:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life? Do you want to escape the clutches of your yenta mother and find a girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even find a girlfriend who isn’t Jewish (gasp!). Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background or beliefs. Plus, who knows, you might even find a Jewish girl who is a pro at building epic structures and battling mobs.

So come on down to our crazy SMP server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs parental approval when you have a whole community of fellow players who have your back? Join now and let the fun begin!

BedroomBizarreCraft

Abnormal, BEDROOM, BedroomBizarreCraft, BIZARRE, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, freakish, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, Uncanny, uncommon, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the things you’ve seen in someone’s bedroom? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is full of players who have seen it all, from beds floating in mid-air to secret rooms filled with nothing but cake. So if you’re ready to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Pixel Baby Boom: No Contraception Fun

abortion, baby, birth control, boom, Contraception, contraception effectiveness, Family Planning, fertility awareness, Fun, healthcare access, menstrual cycle, natural methods, non-medical alternatives, OVULATION, PIXEL, reproductive choices, reproductive health, reproductive rights, sexual health, UK healthcare, unintended pregnancies, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Farms Harvested:	809	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

So, like, u know how some peeps think they can just track their period and not get preggers? Well, turns out that ain’t always the case, cuz there’s been a rise in oopsie babies in the UK from peeps tryna be all natural and stuff. Like, come on, just use protection, peeps!

But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.

WonderWelt

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft server Survival Creative Jump’n’Run BedWars SkyBlock Economy BTC Adventure Multiplayer Minigames PvP Roleplay Mods Building Exploration Community Quests Villagers Redstone, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Potions Brewed:	43
Mines Excavated:	2052	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	7588

WonderWelt [1.8 – 1.21+] is a dynamic Minecraft network packed with exciting game modes: Survival, Creative, Jump’n’Run, BedWars, and SkyBlock. Play your way and earn BTC in our unique economy, where every minute online rewards you with in-game money to trade and grow your adventure.

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SoftSlayer

application, books, chill environment, Community, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, History, library, market, Parkour, pvp arena, Resource World, rules, Shops, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Whitelist, Writing

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3328	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

About Us	Features	Rules
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.	Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! Death Valley: Custom PvP arena with stronger mobs and loot chests Library full of books written by players since 2012 Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and more!	We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where players can relax and be themselves.

FAQ

How long has SoftSlayer been around?

SoftSlayer has been around for over 13 years, established in June 2011.

What is the server IP?

The server IP is softslayer.com

How many players are usually online?

The average number of players online ranges from 15 to 35.

Are there any map resets?

No, the map has been live since June 2023 with no resets.

Are there any P2W perks?

No, there are no P2W perks on SoftSlayer.

What are the rules on SoftSlayer?

The main rules are no griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others.

How can I join SoftSlayer?

You can join SoftSlayer by applying in our Discord. The application process is simple and helps us gauge if you would be a good fit for the community.

Whispering Woods 1.21

#english speaking, asmr, ASMR content, ASMR farm, asmr triggers, discussion, English, live streams, mixed JP/EN, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, soothing sounds, Thread, tingles, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Potions Brewed:	155
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of ASMR tingles and English-speaking Vtubers!

Experience the soothing sounds of block placing and mob slaying while listening to Vtubers whisper sweet nothings in your ear.

Get lost in the virtual world of relaxation and entertainment as you build, explore, and chill with fellow players who share your love for ASMR content.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to immerse yourself in this unique Minecraft server that will tickle your senses and leave you wanting more.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the ultimate combination of gaming and ASMR!

RedstoneFlow Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, hygiene, Intimacy, menstrual care, menstrual cup, menstrual cup boiling, menstrual cup cleaning, menstrual cup maintenance, menstrual cup sterilization, menstrual cup storage, menstrual cycle, menstrual health, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, Minecraft, personal care, RedstoneFlow, relationship, sanitation, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Votes:	7169
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of drama – menstrual cup drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of players fighting over who gets to use the designated pot to boil their menstrual cups in. Will there be alliances formed? Betrayals? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual menstrual cup cleaning like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and wacky? Join now and be a part of the madness!

BossGoneAFK2WeeksLOL

Accountability, attention to detail, Boss, BossGoneAFK2WeeksLOL, Career Change, Communication, coworker dynamics, department manager, disconnect, fulfillment, home life, Job, job responsibilities, Observation, online orders, Performance, Retail, supervisors, vacation, work, work-life balance

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Crops Grown:	2527	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama just like this player escaped noticing their boss was gone for two weeks! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and hilarious misunderstandings.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Our bosses are so chill, you might not even realize they’re there! 2. Build your dream world without worrying about real-life responsibilities. 3. Get lost in the game and forget about your real job, just like this player did. 4. No need to worry about disconnecting from reality, because in our server, anything goes!

So come join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even forget your boss’s name too!

RedditUserMC SMP

Brainstorming, come up, creativity, how, inspiration, internet, online identity, original, personal branding, reddit, reddit community, RedditUserMC, smp, social media, Unique, username, username creation, username generator, username ideas, username suggestions, username tips

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who gives out quests for rare loot, like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, we have a whole village of friendly villagers who trade emeralds for the most random stuff, like a stack of dirt for a shiny new helmet. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon race, where the winner gets a pet dragon egg to hatch and ride into battle. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bedrock Banter

banter, bedrock, blocky

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2317
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, players have reported hearing the most hilarious and outrageous things during sex! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure while you’re at it! So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

ArabianUraniumCraft

ArabianUraniumCraft, energy industry, energy minister, energy policy, energy resources, Energy Sector, MIDDLE EAST, nuclear development, nuclear energy, nuclear fuel, nuclear power, Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabian government, uranium enrichment, uranium enrichment program, uranium exports, uranium market, uranium production, uranium sales, uranium supply, uranium trade

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Emeralds Found:	8431
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

LOL SO BASICALLY THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE SAUDI ARABIA BUT WITH URANIUM AND STUFF. JOIN US FOR SOME NUCLEAR FUN AND EXPLOSIONS! OUR ENERGY MINISTER IS A CREEPER EXPERT SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE RADIOACTIVE ORES? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A NUCLEAR POWERHOUSE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD. LET’S GET THIS FISSION PARTY STARTED!