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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 396 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!