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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 286 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. LLAMAS. THAT TALK. IT’S LIKE A FREAKIN’ FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS PRINCESSES.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LOWER THAN A MOLE RAT’S SELF-ESTEEM. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (MAYBE)