LOL COME TO DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LIKE A SAD LITTLE PUPPY WITH NO BONES. OUR ECONOMY IS SO MESSED UP, YOU CAN BUY A DIAMOND SWORD FOR THE PRICE OF A ROTTEN POTATO. JOIN US FOR THE WACKIEST ECONOMIC EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. LLAMAS. THAT TALK. IT’S LIKE A FREAKIN’ FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS PRINCESSES.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LOWER THAN A MOLE RAT’S SELF-ESTEEM. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (MAYBE)
