yellowstone recap Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Emeralds Found:	4781	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	6395	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	432	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3254
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6160
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	106

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!