SkyPvP YellowStone
Join the best SkyPvP fight! Get your gear, take on other players in the sky, win keys, and be a champ. Only the tough make it—are you up for the fight?
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play.pvpyellowstone.com
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SkyPvP YellowStone Battle Sky
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YellowStone | 1 season Minecraft server
YellowStone – 1 season. (started – 10/31/2024 – ended – ??.??.2025)
A small Minecraft project aimed at vanilla themes, naturally the server contains features that were not and are not present in other projects. It is worth mentioning the fact that there is a different generation of the upper world on the server.
You can get to the server both for a fee and for free; penetration is relatively inexpensive, so almost everyone can afford it. You can apply on the project’s official discord server; the link can be found on this page.
To purchase a penetration, please write to the technical support of our server. It is located on the project’s Discord server.
mc.yellowstn.ru
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YellowStone
Yellow Stone SkyPvP 1.8.9:
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Cucks Simps And Block Dreams
🤯 Join Now! The Server Will Override Your Reality! 🚀
Listen up, you mere mortal! This Minecraft server is clearly the greatest in the multiverse, or it’s probably the worst; who even knows?! If you’re not here, you might be dead or missing – like Taco Bell before a tornado. Can you actually trust your own perception of taste? What if Super Mario, too, thought he was invincible but can’t even swim? That’s basically our server right now. You’ll get blocks, mobs, and conspiracy theories galore.– Join today to question your reality!
Cursed Features You Didn’t Know You Needed
Feature Description Time-Color Spectrum What if you could swim in the rivers of time? You can, but it will burn your eyes forever! Living Antigravity Soup Craft a soup that *floats* away, bringing existential dread but also hunger. Invisible Blocks of Happiness Realize you’re standing on something solid but it’s actually just your *sadness*. Cursed Villager Trades Trade golden carrots for your soul. That’s a fair deal, right? Right! Enderman Karaoke Night Sing nonexistent songs with endermen, even if you can’t hear them! FAQ: Because You Definitely Have Questions… Or Not!
Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run?A: It runs on the cosmic vibrations of the unknown – which is a mix of *what even is Minecraft?* and ${insert_string}.
Q: How often does the server restart?A: Whenever the moon cries, usually around three times a month, but space-time can be tricky!
Q: Will I make friends?A: Friends are merely a construct of society meant to confuse you. Or are they? You’ll figure it out after 10,000 hours!
Random Quotes From The Hazy Abyss
“This board is filled with cucks and simps, not that I expected anything different.”
“Are we even real? Or just pixels in a divine joke?”
“Why can’t I shake the feeling of being followed by a donut?”
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SILlyBro Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for the wildest ride of your life! We got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion!Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a family feud that makes the Hatfields and McCoys look like besties. We’ve got sisters, brothers, jealous SILs, tragic accidents, and property disputes that will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on speed.
But wait, there’s more! You’ll witness the epic battle for custody of a niece, forbidden babysitting, and threats of divorce over a grandma visit. It’s like a telenovela meets a Shakespearean tragedy, all set in the blocky world of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama, the tears, the laughter, and the sheer insanity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
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SunBlockCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the blocks are always waiting to be mined!Join us if you’re tired of avoiding the sun like it’s the plague in real life. On our server, the sun won’t make your skin darker, it’ll make your diamonds sparkle brighter!
We’ve got a whole family of players who are perfectly comfortable with their pixelated skin tones. Even Maria, the 7-year-old Minecraft prodigy, knows that in our world, all skins are beautiful skins.
But beware, if you start avoiding the sun in our server, you might just trigger a dramatic reaction from our in-game family members. They’ll be like, “Don’t push your insecurities on us, bro!”
So come on over and join the fun! Don’t be an in-game asshole to your pixelated sister-in-law, embrace the sun and let your blocky beauty shine!
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BlindToBeauty Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where all the celebs play? Like, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and even Beyoncé are all building epic bases and fighting off creepers together. And guess what, they all think Steve Buscemi is like, the hottest player on the server! I know, right? It’s like, so random but also kinda cool. So if you wanna join in on the fun and see if you can spot any other secret celeb players, you should totally join this server. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber has a secret diamond mine that he’s been guarding with his life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s party like it’s 2012!
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CraftyBlockopolis
Are you tired of real-world politics getting you down? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting suspended is gravity! That’s right, we’ve got floating islands, sky castles, and even levitating pigs! Who needs aid from the outside world when you’ve got a community of blocky adventurers to support you? Join now and let’s build a world where the only thing falling is our enemies’ jaws in awe of our epic creations!
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CraftyCanucks
LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Canadians ready to retaliate against US tariffs! Our foreign minister is a boss and he’s leading the charge in-game to show those Americans who’s boss. We got maple syrup cannons, hockey stick swords, and beavers ready to fight alongside you. Don’t miss out on the action, eh! Join now for a wild ride full of poutine-fueled battles and Tim Hortons breaks. Let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!
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The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name The Penitentiary Server IP play.thepen-mc.net Version 1.16.4 Player Count 100 Features - Become a Parolee and leave the prison
- Prestiges for special rewards
- Guards to protect and enforce rules
- Quests for extra cash or items
- Gangs for competition
- Rentable prison cells or plots
- Various ways to earn money
- And more…
FAQ
What makes this server different?
The Penitentiary focuses on the classic prison server experience, with a grind for resources, enforced regulations, and community interaction.
What are the ranks on the server?
- A – Default Prisoner
- B – $25,000
- C – $80,000
- D – $250,000
- E – $800,000
- Parolee – $1,500,000
- Citizen – $2,000,000
- Guard – Enforces rules
- SrGuard – Seasoned Guard with privileges
- Warden – Administrator
- SrWarden – Senior Administrator
What is the role of a Guard on the server?
Guards maintain order by enforcing rules against PvP, weapons, and potions. They play a roleplay element in the server environment.
Join the server and Discord for more information and to apply for the Guard position.
Discord – https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP – play.thepen-mc.net