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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 747 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Emeralds Found: | 2984 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Are you tired of being called a dickhead for using yellow paint in Fortnite? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, yellow paint is not only useful, but it’s the key to unlocking secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! Join us and show those Fortnite noobs what real gaming is all about.
But that’s not all! Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode in a shower of confetti and rainbows, leaving behind a trail of glitter for you to collect. Who needs boring old gunfights when you can have a disco party with explosive guests?
So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
