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BlockChainz: Where even creepers are into crypto! LOL

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you screaming “da fuq” at your screen? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where your spare change on kucoin will be transformed into virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. We promise you’ll never look at yellow niggers the same way again after experiencing the rebrand cuck’ing of your coins.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side!

BlackoutCraft – Light up your world!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

lol imagine if that happened on our server! u would be like “oh no my redstone contraption is broken cuz the whole country has no power” HAHAHAHA join our server for the most electrifying experience ever (literally) cuz we got all the redstone u could ever dream of! plus, our admins are like wizards who can fix anything with a flick of their wand (not really a wand but u get the point). so come join us and never worry about power outages again cuz we got ur back, fam!

PocketCalcCraft

Adaptability, Calculator, Classroom, digital age, education, educational tools, Future, learning, long-term skills, math skills, modern education, pocket calculator, PocketCalcCraft, reliance on technology, Smartphone, student preparedness, Students, teachers, teaching methods, Technology, traditional teaching

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Falling into the Void:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Yo, ever been on a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, welcome to our wacky world where anything goes and the only rule is to have a blast!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build a castle out of marshmallows, and ride a llama into the sunset while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” on repeat.

Forget about boring old calculators, here you’ll need to solve math problems by building giant equations out of diamond blocks. It’s like a brain workout and a dance party all in one!

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe that one time a giant pink unicorn ate all the cake, but we don’t talk about that). See you there, adventurer!

LaserFusionCrafters

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

yo, dis minecraft server be like a freakin’ laser show, but instead of boring ol’ lights, we got energy-positive laser fusion goin’ on! join dis server if you wanna be part of da coolest, most futuristic shiz ever in minecraft history.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly, BOOM, a freakin’ laser beam shoots out and gives you all da diamonds you could ever dream of! and don’t even get me started on da mobs, we got laser-powered creepers that explode in glitter instead of destruction.

so come on down to dis server and be part of da laser fusion revolution! who needs redstone when you got freakin’ lasers, amirite?

ForgiveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of feeling down and letting people down all the time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all your worries and become the best version of yourself! Join us and grind away until you reach your full potential and show the world the amazing person you truly are. Don’t isolate yourself, join our community and let us help you on your journey to inner happiness. Who knew that all it took was playing Minecraft to become the best version of yourself? So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your transformation today!

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Elden Ring crossover!

Join us for epic adventures in the Lands Between where 80% of the love stories involve a Carian edition. That’s right, romance is in the air and you never know when you might find your soulmate riding on the back of a majestic Carian.

But that’s not all! We have the latest patches straight from Bandai Namco, character planners to help you build the ultimate warrior, and an interactive map to guide you on your quest. Plus, our group password is so secret, even the Elden Ring itself doesn’t know it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary 482663293 hidden somewhere in the Lands Between.

BIL’s Big Day Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3953
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of dealing with demanding in-laws who expect you to drop everything for their extravagant destination weddings? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from entitled family members who think their wedding is more important than your child’s birthday. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a pixelated paradise where you make the rules!

Forget about rushing to catch flights to random countries for weddings that don’t even allow kids. Instead, embark on epic quests and adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with selfish relatives.

Join us now and show your BIL that you won’t be bossed around anymore – because in this virtual world, you’re the one calling the shots! Plus, who needs a destination wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza right from the comfort of your own home?

NoSexInMyHouseCraft

Asexual, autistic, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consent, disruptive, emergency, Friends, House, house rules, late twenties, NoSexInMyHouseCraft, privacy, Respect, Rude, sex, spare room, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	255	Players Killed by Monsters:	535
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	20
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the awkwardness of real life situations like this? Look no further! Join our server where sexy time noises are strictly prohibited! We understand the importance of a sex-free zone, especially when you’re asexual and autistic. Our community is filled with supportive players who will never judge you for wanting a quiet, peaceful gaming experience. Plus, we have virtual spare rooms that will never be ruined by loud sex noises – unless, of course, you’re battling a horde of zombies! Join now and leave the real world drama behind – we promise no sloppy kisses noises, guaranteed!

UnfriendlyVille Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Have you ever been to a city where the villagers throw potatoes at you instead of trading with you? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server! Our city is so unfriendly, even the creepers are scared to explode here. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources for you to survive and thrive in this hostile environment. Join us if you dare, and see if you can conquer the most unfriendly city in Minecraft history!

CraftyCritterz

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal emotions, Animal fables, Animal fantasy., Animal folklore, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, Animal narratives, Animal perspectives, animal psychology, Animal stories, animal tales, Animals, anthropomorphism, CraftyCritterz, Fictional animals, Storytelling animals, Talking Animals

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out that the most interesting stories come from the chickens! These cluckers have been through it all – from epic battles with creepers to secret underground chicken societies. You won’t believe the tales they have to share as you roam our pixelated world. Plus, rumor has it that one chicken is actually a master builder in disguise, creating elaborate chicken-sized castles when no one is looking. So come on in and chat with our chatty feathered friends – you won’t regret it!

CraftyNetanyahu’sWarPloy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE NETANYAHU WILL START A WAR IN LEBANON! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA! PLUS, OUR SHEEP CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #NETANYAHUWHO? #MINECRAFTFORLIFE