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PixelPlay Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where hoes are trying to steal your soccer bros! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of hoes swoop in and try to steal your precious loot. But fear not, your trusty soccer bros are there to defend you with their swift kicks and fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! We have a special edition of the game where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky hoes!

Minecraft SMP: XirGasseraldCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because XWABAG is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and gas-tastic adventures.

Our server is run by Xir, a mysterious being who always appears as a floating gas block. Legend has it that Xir can turn anything into diamonds just by sneezing on it. So if you want to get rich quick, you better start buttering up to our gassy overlord.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow sheep that poop out gold nuggets to creeper jockeys riding on the backs of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on our custom boss mobs like the dreaded Chickenzilla, a giant chicken with a taste for player flesh. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted gear and a lifetime supply of feathers.

So what are you waiting for? Join XWABAG today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your gas mask, things tend to get a little stinky around here!

SkinnyCraft

advice, Before and after, determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, inspiration, lifestyle changes, meal planning, motivation, perseverance, progress tracking, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success stories, Tips, weight loss, weight loss journey, workout routine

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because our server will have you shedding those blocky pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with intense workouts like mining for diamonds, sprinting away from creepers, and jumping over lava pits. You’ll be so busy trying to survive, you won’t even realize you’re getting fit! Plus, our secret potion recipes will have you slimming down faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. Join now and get ready to say goodbye to those extra virtual pixels!

HouthisAttackMCServer: LeakinOil

ATTACKED, Conflict, energy security, global economy, Gulf of Oman, Houthis, HouthisAttackMCServer, international relations, iran, leaking oil, LeakinOil, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, MV Sounion, oil supply, oil tanker, Saudi Arabia, Strait of Hormuz, Tanker, United States Navy, US

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

hey u! u like minecraft? u like craziness? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where anything goes! we have so much fun, u won’t even remember what real life is like!

picture this: u and ur friends are mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere and starts chasing u! but don’t worry, our admins are always there to save the day and turn that chicken into a disco ball!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats? yep, that’s right! only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the riches inside!

so what are u waiting for? join us on MV Sounion and let the madness begin! who knows, u might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to u in awe!

MissileMayhemMC

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense operations, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, f-16, first, intercept, international relations, jets, Military, Military Aircraft, MissileMayhemMC, Missiles, nato, News, Russian, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dimension Hops:	14

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is sending missiles our way”? well, guess what, our server is so lit that we have ukraine’s f-16 jets intercepting those missiles like it’s just another tuesday. join us and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. who needs peace talks when u can just hop on our server and take down some russian missiles with ur bare hands (well, virtual bare hands, but u get the point). come join the chaos and show russia who’s boss in the most insane way possible. u won’t regret it, promise.

ProfitCraft71

American workers, business owners, corporate executives, corporate greed, corporate profits, economic disparity, economic injustice, economic system, employee productivity, financial inequality, income inequality, labor exploitation, ProfitCraft71, PROFITS, shareholders, social inequality, us economy, wage stagnation., wealth distribution, Wealth Inequality, Working class

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own empire like a boss. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. u can even ride on a dragon and battle against evil creepers.

we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombies with ur trusty sword. u can also team up with other players to take down the ender dragon and become the ultimate champion of the server.

plus, all the profits from ur hard work go directly to u, not some greedy shareholders. so come join us and start living the minecraft dream today!

Rootscraft — where cavemen trade rocks for diamonds and call it ‘civilization’ lol

Call, cavemen, Civilization, Create, death, diamonds, European, Guide, Install, lol, Mechanics, Mods, Nations, Numbers, process, Resounding Success, rocks, Roleplay, roleplay moment, Rootscraft, sparse food, Survival, TOKEN, Trade, Tribes, tuned-down, voice chat

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	167
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Rootscraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Continent Setting	European-esque continent
Tribes/Nations	Players encouraged to group into tribes or nations
Notable Mods	Terrafirmacraft, Firmalife, Voice Chat, Create
Gameplay	Cold mechanics, sparse food, group survival

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/UVdhKKzY6m
Are the mods difficult to install?	No, the mods are extremely easy to install and we can guide you through the process.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, interactions with other players are frequent and PvP is allowed within certain guidelines.
How do I earn tokens for survival?	You earn tokens by completing interesting roleplay moments with your group.

SufferCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, compassion, contemplation, current events, deep thoughts, emotional connection, emotional response, Empathy, empathy for others, feeling overwhelmed, Global Issues, global suffering, Humanity, mindfulness, Minecraft, Reflection, Server, social justice, Societal Problems, SufferCraft, Suffering, tfw, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6121	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down with all its suffering and sadness? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a pixelated paradise.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GoldDiggerGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

Altruism, Charity, compassion, Donations, Empathy, empowerment, equality, female, financial assistance, gender, Generosity, Giving, GoldDiggerGoneWrong, judgment, Kindness, Minecraft, MONEY, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, subhuman, Support, WOMAN

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Secret Passages Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency accepted is diamonds and the only women you’ll be giving money to are the ones selling enchanted gear at our virtual marketplace. Say goodbye to being a subhuman and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and some questionable decision-making. Who needs real life when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building elaborate structures with your new virtual besties? So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just any player, you’re a diamond-wielding, woman-respecting legend in the making!

SnackTimeSass

Communication Issues, diet control, Eating disorders, eating past 8, family conflict, family dynamics, food choices, food restrictions, health concerns, healthy eating habits, kitchen rules, late night snacking, lifestyle choices, meal schedule, meal timing, nutrition, Parent-child relationship, SnackTimeSass, teenage rebellion, unhealthy eating habits, yelling at mom

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9385	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Love Letters Sent:	17	Void Armor Forged:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	83
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of being told when you can and can’t eat? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about a “kitchen curfew” again! Our virtual world is a place where you can snack on pretzels and cheese at any time of day or night, without fear of judgment or restrictions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can defy all the rules of healthy eating and indulge in as many McDonald’s happy meals as your heart desires. Take your time savoring every bite, because here, slow eaters are celebrated!

And if that’s not enticing enough, join our server and never worry about getting diagnosed with a major illness in your 20s. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, without any health consequences. So come on in and join the fun – your taste buds will thank you!