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SMP Chef & Maid – Minecraft SMP
Board, Catch, Chef, clean, Cook, Demand, follow the husband, husband, love, love your parents, Maid, Minecraft, parents, sex on demand, smp, Terminal, they cook, Yellow feverWelcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers cook and clean for you, sex is on demand (in-game of course), and you must love your virtual parents and follow your virtual husband! But wait, there’s more! The catch? Well, let’s just say our server has terminal yellow fever…literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, bizarre love triangles, and unexpected twists and turns. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself! -
YellowCure Minecraft Server
Aesthetic, Asexual, asian women, beef diet, Black women, blacked, high testosterone, homosexual, horny, Japan, japanese women, JAV coomer, low testosterone, Minecraft, nofap, rapist feeling, Server, testosterone boost, theory, white women, Yellow fever, YellowCureAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling like a testosterone-fueled beast in no time! Join us and experience the deadly combination of eating 2 pounds of beef per day and doing nofap – trust us, you’ll be feeling hornier than ever before!But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find yourself craving sex with white women like never before. Say goodbye to yellow fever and hello to a newfound appreciation for the beauty of white women. We guarantee that after just 2 weeks on our server, you’ll be seeing the world in a whole new light.
So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner rapist…I mean, testosterone-fueled warrior! Who needs Japan when you have white women to admire? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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MosquitoCraft – Bite-sized Fun!
annoyance, Bitesized, Biting, blood-sucking, buzzing, Chikungunya, dengue fever, disease carrier, encephalitis, full-bellied mosquito, Fun, Human, insect, itchiness, malaria, MosquitoCraft, Pest, Pest Control, vector-borne disease, West Nile virus, Yellow fever, Zika virusjoin our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves.if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down on the dance floor.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your fun? that’s right, these chickens are trained in the ancient art of karate and will not hesitate to peck anyone who dares to mess with you.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even spot a full-bellied mosquito doing the macarena.
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YellowFeverCraft: The Only Cure is More Blocks!
asian women, attraction, blocks, coping, cure, disgust, ethnicity, height, hyperfeminine, personality qualities, white women, Yellow fever, YellowFeverCraftAre you tired of dealing with hyperfeminine Asian women who just don’t appreciate your height and ethnicity? Do white women just not do it for you either? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where height and ethnicity don’t matter at all! Plus, our community is full of players who totally get where you’re coming from and will support you in your quest for virtual love and acceptance. So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after! -
WWE is not Minecraft SMP wrestling
art forms, artistic genres, Cinema, controversial opinions, creative expression, cultural criticism, Entertainment, fantasy books, graphic novels, Literature, mainstream media, marvel movies, media industry, Minecraft, Music, pop music, popular culture, smp, societal perceptions, superhero comics, wrestling, wweAre you tired of living in a world where WWE is considered wrestling, Marvel movies are called cinema, and pop music is considered actual music? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we have our own set of rules and definitions! In our world, wrestling involves fighting off creepers and zombies, cinema is watching epic battles between players, literature is surviving in the wilderness, music is the sound of mining for diamonds, and graphic novels are the adventures you create with your friends. So if you’re ready to redefine reality and have a hilarious time doing it, join us today! Who needs Marvel when you can be a Minecraft superhero? -
What Exactly Does He Do? Minecraft SMP
career, daily routine, Do, does, employment, EXACTLY, he, job description, job responsibilities, job title, Minecraft, occupation, Position, Profession, responsibilities, Role, role description, smp, Tasks, What, work dutiesOh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have all formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Creepers are on strike, skeletons are picketing, and zombies are protesting for better brain lunches. It’s chaos, I tell you!But that’s not all – the server owner is a mad scientist who has created a potion that turns players into chickens every full moon. It’s clucking madness! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and chaotic, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.
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ꜰᴇᴅᴅᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ Minecraft server
1.19.x, 1.20.X, Economy, Friends, ꜰᴇᴅᴅᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ, Grief, ɢʀɪᴇꜰ, Minecraft, Pirate, Play, PvP, summer update, ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀɢʀɪᴇꜰ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ. 1.19.x – 1.20.x, come and play with your friends 🙂 Summer update is already on the server
mc.feddcraft.ru
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ZapCraft Minecraft Server
Accidents, Awareness, baked, Ban, Caution, children, children’s health, Crisp, drug use, education, electrical hazards, Electrocuted, emergency situations, FITS, kitchen safety, Minecraft, parenting, Prevention, Safety, Server, toaster ovens, Warning, ZapCraftAre you tired of your kids getting zapped by toaster ovens and turning into crispy critters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and ban drug use to protect your little ones from becoming human toasties! Our server is a safe haven where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of kitchen appliances coming to life and attacking you. So come on down and join us for some electrifyingly fun times! -
Election Day Madness Minecraft SMP
Day, economic indicators, election, financial news, investing, madness, market analysis, market behavior, market fluctuations, market manipulation, market performance, market predictions, market psychology, market sentiment, market speculation, market timing, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, Minecraft, price action, smp, stock market, Trading StrategiesAre you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and a community so wild you’ll be questioning if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve entered a parallel universe. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the government and the only way to defeat it is by wearing a tinfoil hat while singing the national anthem backwards. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness! -
Back in the Day Minecraft Server
10 years old, back in the day, binge watching, Character development, childhood memories, currently watching, Day, enjoyable viewing experience, episode 8, first episode, futuristic, interesting ideas, Minecraft, Mystery, Nostalgia, pleasantly surprised, plot twists, Sci Fi, Server, Suspenseful, Tone, tv show, unexpected twists.Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching your favorite TV show – you might not understand everything at first, but you’ll be hooked before you know it!Join our server and embark on an epic adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat! From mysterious quests to thrilling challenges, you’ll never know what to expect next. And just like binge-watching your favorite show, you won’t be able to stop playing once you start.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the excitement and intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. Get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you pleasantly surprised and wanting more!
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B L E A C H – Minecraft SMP
action, Adventure, Anime, BETRAYAL, Bleach, Character development, Emotional rollercoaster, Et tu Ishida, friendship, Ichigo kurosaki, japanese manga, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, plot twists, Quincy, Rukia Kuchiki, shinigami, shonen jump, smp, Soul Society, Supernatural, Tite KuboAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy! That’s right, these llamas have their own currency and you better believe they mean business.But that’s not all, we also have a group of ninja villagers who protect the server from any griefers or trolls. They move so fast, you won’t even see them coming until it’s too late!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Et tu, Ishida…?