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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3824 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7712 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!