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BoyfriendBlockerCraft

AITAH, apartment, Boston, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockerCraft, Communication, embarrassed, Friends, help out, high school, instagram, long-distance relationship, nice person, North Carolina, NYC, overreacting, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this love triangle drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this story.

Imagine a world where you can build your own drama-filled apartment with 4 beds and 2 baths, and invite random people from your past to crash on your virtual couch. Who needs privacy when you can have awkward encounters and heated arguments instead?

Join now and experience the thrill of not knowing if your virtual boyfriend will choose you or the random girls from high school. Will you be cool with it or will you overreact like a pro? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

ToiletPhoneOops Minecraft Server

accident, cell phone, clumsy, damage control, Disaster, Disaster Recovery, dropped phone, emergency, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, mishap, phone repair, Repair, Replacement, Server, Smartphone, Technology, TOILET, ToiletPhoneOops, unexpected, water damage, waterproof, wet phone

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Ores Mined:	9964
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7521
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about dropping your phone in the toilet again because you’ll be too busy building epic castles and battling dragons! Plus, our server has a secret teleportation feature that will transport you to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs. So come join us and say goodbye to toilet mishaps and hello to endless fun and adventure!

PixelPunishers

1980s, Behavior, cultural shifts, Diversity, Etiquette, fashion, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, Manners, movies, Music, Nostalgia, Outdated, PixelPunishers, Political Correctness, pop culture, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, Technology, trends

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Remember the good ol’ days when you could rock a neon fanny pack and a mullet without judgment? Well, those days may be gone in real life, but on our Minecraft server, anything goes! Join us and relive the glory days of the 1980s where you can build your own pixelated time machine and travel back to a time when leg warmers and shoulder pads were the height of fashion. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in our virtual world where you can dance the night away to classic 80s hits. So grab your parachute pants and oversized sunglasses and join us for a totally tubular experience you won’t find anywhere else!

FloodCraft: CarHouse Mayhem

CarHouse, cars, climate change, damaged property, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency response, evacuation, extreme weather, FloodCraft, flooded homes, flooded streets, Houses, MAYHEM, Moscow, natural disaster, rescue operations, Russian capital, severe flooding, Submerged, urban flooding, water damage

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

come join our minecraft server where we make moscow look like a swimming pool! dive into the chaos of flooded streets and see cars and houses floating around like rubber duckies. who needs land when you can build your house on a floating car? join now for the wettest adventure of your life!

MixCraft: The Melting Pot

assimilation, cultural fusion, Diversity, ethnicity, ethnicity disappearance, future society, generations, Globalization, homogenization, hybridization, integration, intermarriage, melting, melting pot, Mix, Mixcraft, mixed race, Multiculturalism, Pot, racial blending, racial diversity, world population

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mines Excavated:	1157
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Zombie Dances:	10	Potions Brewed:	57
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da wildest mix of players from all over da world. we got peeps from mars, jupiter, pluto, u name it. it’s like a big ol’ melting pot of blocky goodness.

we got so many different cultures on dis server, u can learn how to build a pyramid from an egyptian player or how to make sushi from a japanese player. it’s like a virtual world tour without da jet lag.

plus, we got da best parties in town. we once had a party where everyone dressed up as their favorite block and we all danced around a giant lava pit. it was lit, literally.

so come join us on dis server and be a part of da future where everyone is a little bit of everything. it’s like a minecraft version of da united nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

Fertileless Minecraft Server

atmospheric composition, Biodiversity, carbon sequestration, carboniferous era, climate change, ecological balance, ecosystem management, environmental control, evolutionary biology, Fertileless, fertility reduction, giant amphibians, giant bugs, giant reptiles, hyper-oxygenated atmosphere, Minecraft, nitrogenase synthesizing plants, population control, Server, Sustainable Agriculture, unlimited food, warm climate, Wetlands

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re on a mission to reduce fertility to 1.0 everywhere so we can release nitrogenase synthesizing plants and enter a new carboniferous era. Picture this: hyper-oxygenated atmosphere, giant bugs roaming around, unlimited food for days, giant amphibians and reptiles chilling in the sun. Oh, and did we mention the extremely warm climate and wetlands everywhere? It’s like Jurassic Park meets Minecraft on steroids! Join us if you dare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

ShaftedCraft Minecraft Server

aspirations, athlete, challenge, Competition, Defeat, determination, Disappointment, dreams, Game, hoping, loses, man shaft, Minecraft, optimism, perseverance, Server, setback, ShaftedCraft, sports, Today, Victory, Wishful thinking, yeah

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the man shaft always wins? Well, fear not, because on our server, the man shaft always loses! Join us for epic battles where the man shaft is constantly getting destroyed by our fearless players. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain magical powers and be able to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show that man shaft who’s boss!

RoommateRageCraft

AITAH, anger, annoyance, anxious, Apology, awkward, camping, CONSERVATIVE, echo, friend in next room, gift, having sex, Hiding, noise, pda, Pillow, raunchy, Reassurance, RoommateRageCraft, weird

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a juicy soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships. Will you be the one to stir up trouble or will you be the peacemaker in this virtual drama-filled land?

Embark on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious whispers echoing through the ancient 90-year-old houses. Will you be able to solve the secrets hidden within the walls?

But beware, for not all is as it seems. Keep an eye out for friends who may be harboring hidden grudges and unresolved emotions. Can you navigate through the tangled web of emotions and come out unscathed?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Are you ready to dive into the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama?

RedditNoobs – Minecraft Server

downvote, how to use reddit, internet culture, Karma, Lurker, Minecraft, new user, Online Community, reddiquette, reddit, reddit advice, reddit beginners, reddit community, reddit etiquette, reddit help, reddit rules, reddit tips, RedditNoobs, Server, social media, subreddit, tips for reddit, upvote

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	1287	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows tell jokes, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a zombie, because they’re not allowed. Sorry, zombies.

ZombieWeaponCraft

Axe, bow and arrow, chainsaw, Crossbow, defense strategies, emergency preparedness, End of the World, firearms, improvised weapons, machete, melee weapons, Pistol, post-apocalyptic, rifle, self defense, Shotgun, Survival, Undead, weapons, zombie apocalypse, ZombieWeaponCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies with…wait for it…a giant rubber chicken! That’s right, forget swords and bows, we’re all about the poultry power here.

Picture this: you’re surrounded by zombies, their moans echoing through the abandoned city streets. You whip out your trusty rubber chicken and start whacking away, sending those undead suckers flying left and right. The other players can’t help but stare in awe at your ridiculous but effective weapon of choice.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base filled with all the snacks you could ever want. Need a break from zombie slaying? Just kick back, relax, and munch on some virtual Doritos while you plot your next epic chicken attack.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those zombies who’s boss with your mighty rubber chicken of doom!