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DadRage Minecraft Server

children, Coaching, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DadRage, discipline, Experience, Fatherhood, Incompetence, international competition, lifeguard certification, Minecraft, motorboat, parenting, Quitting, Respect, sailing, Server, sports, teamwork, Yelling

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you won’t encounter any angry dads capsizing boats and blaming you for their wetness! Our experienced sailing coach turned Minecraft expert is here to guide you through the treacherous waters of block-building adventures.

Join us for a chance to prove that you’re not just a “dumb kid” but a master builder in the making. Show off your skills and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to reenact the epic showdown between Terry and our sailing coach, in which case, bring your popcorn!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to sail through virtual oceans, build magnificent structures, and maybe even encounter a few salty sea dogs along the way. So come aboard and set sail for a Minecraft experience like no other – just remember to follow the coach’s instructions, or you might find yourself capsized in a sea of laughter!

BoyfriendBlastedParents

aita, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlastedParents, Cancer, Circumstances, family, Florida, Grandfather, Hospital, introduction, Labor Day weekend, Maryland, NY, parents, road trip, sad, School, stress, trip, uncle, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of meeting your virtual boyfriend’s parents, who may or may not be furious at your in-game family for not taking 10 minutes out of their schedule to say hi. 2. Build your own virtual bedroom and never leave it, just like the stressed-out father in this tale. 3. Explore the world of Minecraft while navigating the delicate balance of family relationships and drama.

So come on down to our server and let’s build some virtual bridges while we navigate through the chaos of family dynamics. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

BreakupBuddies Minecraft Server

accusations, advice, arguments, Blind, Boundaries, break up, BreakupBuddies, Communication, comparison, emotional draining, Emotional support, ex boyfriend, friendship, love, mental energy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friend, self-care, Server, Support, toxic relationship, Yelling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my friend’s relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of fun and adventure, without all the emotional baggage.

Reasons to join: – No constant comparisons to other relationships, unless it’s about who built the best castle! – No yelling or arguments, just friendly banter and epic battles against mobs. – No accusations of looking at other players, because let’s face it, we’re all too busy mining for diamonds to notice anyone else. – No hysterical crying or emotional breakdowns, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us on this server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with relationship drama IRL. See you in the game!

BlockyBoyfriendBashing

BlockyBoyfriendBashing, Boyfriend, Collectibles, Communication, Disrespect, finances, Gifts, holiday, lego set, minimum wage, MONEY, nerdy, online shopping, overreacting, part time job, Priorities, relationship, spending habits, Star Wars, Yelling

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	126	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage outrageous spending on virtual Lego sets! Just like the Lego Star Wars collection your boyfriend splurged on instead of paying you back for your holiday, we believe in prioritizing building blocks over bills.

Join us for a chance to yell at your friends for not buying you virtual gifts in-game, just like this player did to her boyfriend! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can spend all your time and money on pixelated plastic bricks?

So come on over and unleash your inner nerd with us, where the only thing you’ll owe is a debt to your virtual Lego addiction. Don’t worry about overreacting, because in our world, the more dramatic, the better!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

Airplane, airplane etiquette, Baby Shark, child behavior, colorful insults, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Frustration, ipad, Kids, KidzCraft, Manners, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, parents, passenger behavior, public behavior, Server, social norms, swearing, Yelling

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Crops Grown:	3488	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being stuck on a plane with annoying kids and their Baby Shark obsession? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no crying children or repetitive songs in sight!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. No more death glares from parents or demonic tunes haunting your dreams. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky wonderland.

Forget about being judged for speaking your mind – on our server, colorful insults are not only allowed, but encouraged! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the Baby Shark nightmare. Who knows, you might even find a new favorite song to play on repeat (hint: it’s not Baby Shark).

RoommateRaunch Minecraft Server

aita, Alone Time, ANNOYING, asparagus, CONSTANT, ecstasy, eggplants, fed up, funny, genitalia, grocery shopping, humor, ignore, Leave, Minecraft, mushrooms, relationship, rhyme, roommate, RoommateRaunch, Server, sexual jokes, VEGETABLES, Yelling

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mines Excavated:	3655
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of boring grocery shopping trips turning into a vegetable-themed stand-up comedy show? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with asparagus antics, mushroom madness, and eggplant escapades! Our community is full of players who love to turn everyday tasks into hilarious adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a rhyme battle over the best way to cook a carrot! So come on down and join us for a veggie-filled extravaganza like no other. Just remember, leave the ecstasy jokes at home – we’re all about family-friendly fun here!

MomRageCraft

abusive mother, aita, arguments, Chores, Communication, coping mechanisms, ex-addict, Family issues, Flinching, forgetful, generational trauma, jumpy, Laundry, mom, MomRageCraft, Nervous, relapse, sleep deprived, Trauma, Volatile, Yelling

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and arguments? Join our Minecraft server for a peaceful and stress-free environment! No more ex-addicts relapsing, no more yelling about forgotten chores, and definitely no more triggering traumatic memories.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from family members who just don’t understand. Plus, our virtual world is equipped with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and unlimited reserves of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join now and escape the chaos of reality for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations (but don’t worry, we have a no-creeper policy in place). Let’s craft away the stress together!

MomRageCraft

anger, arguments, Castle, Communication, CON, crying, family, family dynamics, Guilt, hard of hearing, headache, hearing aids, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter relationship, outside play, overwhelmed, rocky relationship, train tickets, Yelling

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	65	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of rocky relationships with your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual castle is drama-free and filled with fun adventures. Plus, no need to worry about missing out on important conversations – our chat feature ensures you catch every word!

Forget about family arguments and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Explore the virtual world, build incredible structures, and make new friends along the way. And don’t worry, there’s no curfew or strict rules here – you can play as long as you want without anyone telling you to come home early!

So come join our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

DadMoneyLegacyCraft

accomplishment, aita, Argument, bank account, beneficiary, beneficiary conflict, blow up, chronic online gambler, DadMoneyLegacyCraft, dead dad’s wishes, deserving, first house, Guilt, Memento, MONEY, screaming, shopping addiction, spoiled brat, unexpected passing, Yelling

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family arguments? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, greed, and entitlement!

Just like in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through tricky situations and stand your ground against entitled players who think they deserve everything. Will you be the one to come out on top and claim your rightful rewards?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, the real challenge here is dealing with the drama and chaos that unfolds in our server. Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to test your skills in handling family drama and standing up for what’s rightfully yours, join our server now! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about dealing with entitled players along the way.

HomerCraft SMP – HOMER MAAAAD!

Angry, animated, cartoon, Character, classic, comedy, Entertainment, funny, homer, homer simpson, HomerCraft, iconic, Internet Sensation, MAAAAD, mad, meme, Popular, reaction video, Simpsons, smp, tv show, viral video, Yelling

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild, wacky, and totally insane rollercoaster ride! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending creepers who just want a hug (watch out for the explosions though)!

Our server is so crazy that even Homer Simpson himself would be like “Maaaad!” We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, mystical portals that lead to alternate dimensions where everything is made of cheese, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic and LOL-worthy Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

Addictive, agent, ANONYMOUS, boy band, catchy, chart-topping, Dance, Entertainment, Fandom, girl group, global phenomenon, Idol, K-pop group, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), No. 70376511, Popular, secret, smp, south korea

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with other players in epic dance battles instead of PvP!

Worship your favorite kpop idols by building shrines in their honor and sacrificing creepers in their name. Want to join a faction? How about joining Team BTS and raiding the base of Team Blackpink for stealing your diamond armor?

But be warned, the server owner is a crazed kpop stan who will ban you if you dare to insult their bias. So come join us for a wild ride of kpop madness and Minecraft shenanigans!

Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server

alternative style, butch lesbian, Crafty, dating tips, gender dynamics, Gender Expression, gender nonconforming, Girlfriend, greasy hair, leather jackets, lesbians, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+ dating, male seeking female, masculine style, masculine women, Minecraft, queer community, relationship advice, Scars, Server, unconventional attraction, unconventional dating, unconventional relationships

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magic Items Found:	5292
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet the butch lesbian girlfriend of your dreams. Our server is filled with tough, leather jacket-wearing ladies with greasy hair and a few scars to show for their wild adventures. Who knew finding love could be as easy as logging into a Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your perfect match and embark on epic virtual adventures together. Join now and start swiping right on those tough, yet tender-hearted butch lesbians!

Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP

#announcement, athlete, Based, inform, Killer Kross, Kross, Link, Minecraft, News, Notification, now.., professional wrestling, real, regret, smp, social media, Status, tweet, update, URL, Website, wrestling

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player RealKILLERkross, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of him riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Stormy Hollow

3D armor, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Experience, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, Join, Magic, Minecrafters, Quests, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Skills, smp, Spells, Stormy Hollow, Storyline, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Potions Brewed:	149	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Stormy Hollow is a magical survival experience with over 200+ spells to unlock and choose from! We are a friendly, non-grief survival SMP community with magic! We also have dungeons, a storyline, quests, jobs, skills, custom 3D armor sets, and SO much more! The goal of Stormy Hollow is to offer a safe, inclusive, and unique experience for all Minecrafters to enjoy! We cannot wait for you to join us!

IP Address: play.stormyhollow.net Discord: discord.gg/stormyhollow

Join on Bedrock: IP: play.stormyhollow.net Port: 19131

play.stormyhollow.net

Survived the Manga Ending Minecraft Server

Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, ending, Happy Ending, Manga, Manga adaptation, manga conclusion, manga finale, manga plot twist, manga protagonist, manga series, manga survival, Minecraft, plot twist, Protagonist, resolution, Server, Story, Survived, Twist, unexpected

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of blocks and mobs!

Join us if you want to survive the apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. We promise you’ll have a blast fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers while trying to build a shelter out of dirt and cobblestone.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Join their ranks and learn how to kick butt with nothing but your hooves and a bad attitude.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava? Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, at least you survived the manga ending.

TV Show Minecraft SMP

Community, comparison, Differences, discussion, Entertainment, Equivalent, forum, long tail, Media, Minecraft, movies, ONLINE, Popular, Recommendations, series, Show, shows, Similarities, smp, tags, television, trending, TV

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchantments Applied:	278
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and was granted the ability to fly on a giant potato.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

#editorial, Bezos, controversy, corporate, crazy, criticism, Editors, influence, institutionalized bias, jeff bezos, Journalism, journalism ethics, journalism standards, Media, Media bias, Media Ownership, Minecraft, News, opinion, ownership, Server, WAPO, Washington Post

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Invest Minecraft SMP Advice

advice, best investment advice, compound interest, diversifying investments, earning from investment, Financial Advice, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, invest, investment advice, investment strategies, investment tips, long term investments, Minecraft, money management, passive income, real estate investments, retirement savings, risk management, smp, stock market advice, successful investments, wealth building

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, anger issues, antisocial behavior, bullying, emotional instability, firsties, harmful behavior, inferiority complex, Insecurity, madness, maladaptive coping mechanisms, mental health, Minecraft, PIXEL, psychological issues, PvP, retarded, self esteem, self-destructive behavior, Server, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, violence, violent tendencies

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

Board People Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2534	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).