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HomerCraft SMP – HOMER MAAAAD!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild, wacky, and totally insane rollercoaster ride! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending creepers who just want a hug (watch out for the explosions though)!

Our server is so crazy that even Homer Simpson himself would be like “Maaaad!” We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, mystical portals that lead to alternate dimensions where everything is made of cheese, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic and LOL-worthy Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

BagRageCraft

aita, Apology, BagRageCraft, Birthday Party, cousin’s kids, crying, expensive bag, family drama, high road, immature, immature reaction, Kids, mad wife, new bag, pool incident, ruined handbag, Scene, suede bag, trigger word, Yelling

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, poolside mishaps, and screaming matches over suede bags.

Witness the epic showdown between a wife and a cousin’s kid over a ruined bag, complete with tears and shouting. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for outrageous arguments over the value of a bag, intense apologies, and unresolved anger. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find this level of absurdity and chaos in a virtual world? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

ReserveCraft Minecraft Server

check in, cussing, customer service, fat shaming, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hotel chain, hotel snack market, insulting, Minecraft, overreacting, physical appearance, Police, refund policy, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, room type, rude guests, Server, SOLD OUT, trespassing, Yelling

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out rude guests just like a boss? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any ugly, fat pieces of shit throwing snacks on the ground and insulting your physical appearance. Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner hotel manager and show those unruly players who’s boss. No king rooms here, only Queen rooms for the drama queens. Come join the fun and kick some virtual butt!

CraftyDUIJustice

alcohol, arrested, consequences, cop car, CraftyDUIJustice, downtown core, drunk driving, Friend, impaired driving, incoherent, intervention, law enforcement, Party, Public Safety, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, Safety, Scene, Uber, Yelling

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Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.

BabyBroBoundaries Minecraft Server

age gap, Assertiveness, baby brother, BabyBroBoundaries, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, expensive belongings, family, fragile items, Gaslighting, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, only child, parenting, personal space, Promises, Respect, Server, Siblings, Trust, trust-breaking, Yelling

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Are you tired of your mom treating your Minecraft server like her own personal playground? Join our server and never worry about your mom barging in with your baby brother again! We promise to respect your space and personal items more than your mom respects your glass painting. Plus, we have a special “No Moms Allowed” rule to ensure you can game in peace. So come join us and say goodbye to the baby brother invasion!

ScratchCraftNeighborsGoneWild

anger, Apology, bicycles, Bumper, driveway, Excuses, eye contact, kids behavior, neighbor’s kids, new car, Paranoid, parents, potential damage, property damage, Scratch, scratch removal, ScratchCraftNeighborsGoneWild, scratched car, Townhouse, Yelling

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your pent-up anger on virtual kids instead of real ones? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

We offer a unique gameplay experience where you can reenact the scenario described above, but this time, the kids won’t get away with scratching your car. You can chase them down, demand an apology, and even make them pay for the damages in virtual currency.

Don’t wait for their parents to come home and handle the situation – take matters into your own hands on our server. Who knew yard work could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the fun begin!

FiancésFiascoCraft

aita, big ceremony, California, civil ceremony, courthouse wedding, Cut off, Decisions, deployment, fiancé’s parents, FiancésFiascoCraft, financial support, live our lives, marriage process, Proposal, relationship, Respect, social security card, United States Navy, Yelling

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky parents. No need to worry about financial support for your virtual nuptials – our server has all the resources you need to create the perfect ceremony, complete with pixelated cake and diamond ring.

So why wait for your deployment to be over to tie the knot? On our server, you can say “I do” whenever you please, without any judgment or threats of being cut off. Plus, who needs a social security card when you have a pickaxe and a stack of diamonds at your disposal?

Join us now and let’s build a love story that even the creepers will envy. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft weddings to plan? Let’s make some blocky memories together!

YellCraft Server: Learn to Communicate!

Alternating, barking orders, Communicate, Communication, confrontational, daycare, Gender Roles, grocery shopping, Grumpy, late meetings, learn, losing temper, pickup from daycare, reading minds, reasonable person, SAHM, Server, working from home, written schedule, YellCraft, Yelling

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that makes the Kardashians look tame. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband and wife at odds over childcare and grocery runs. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the action firsthand on our server?

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the madness – join us now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

GF Defender’s Bane: AITA?

accusations, aita, anger, BANE, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Defenders, Defending, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, misunderstanding, relationships, sibling, stealing, theft, Trust, trustworthiness, Yelling

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.

Looking for a server with a unique storyline? Look no further! Our server features a gripping tale of betrayal, stolen treasures, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join now to uncover the mystery of the missing Pandora rings, the disappearing birthday cash, and the ultimate showdown between siblings. Will you be the hero who exposes the truth, or will you be caught in the middle of a family feud like never before?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ve ever encountered. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, accusations, and unexpected plot twists. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

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Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

Soulstealmc.net

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Channels.., doogFubuki, fbkAyame, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, Minecraft, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Server, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

100 whatevers fighting, Anime, blood censorship, Censorship, colorful characters, early 2000s animation, Enjoyable, full manga adaptation, funny, instant classic, King, law, Law of Ueki, mc, Minecraft, over the top, Shaman King, SHONEN, smp, Tournament, Ueki, Unique abilities, vomiting blood pose, Zatch Bell

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

aita, Asking for help, bills, blocks, Boyfriend, Communication, Contribute, disability checks, Expectations, Expenses, financial contribution, financial responsibility, financial support, groceries, GroceryCraft, living arrangements, living together, Partnership, relationship, sharing expenses, splitting, Support, under the table job

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	118
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3480
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Potions Brewed:	58
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Astral Projections Made:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

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Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3546	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	3398	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	481
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	268
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Items Found:	6482

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Emeralds Found:	8559
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	444	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1567	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9869	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Items Found:	8285	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Towns Built:	8

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	487	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	81	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	119	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12