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Bedroom Escape Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything can happen, including finding Kamala Harris on your bed! Join us for the most unpredictable and hilarious adventures in the blocky world. Who knows what crazy surprises await you around every corner! So come on in and let’s see what other wacky shenanigans we can get into together! Just remember, always keep an eye out for unexpected guests on your bed 😉 #MinecraftMadness #KamalaHarrisOnYourBed #BlockyBedroomSurprises

Loving My Country? Ehhh… Minecraft SMP

climate, Country, cultural diversity, culture, EHHH, equality, first world, gender equality, gender equality issues, Healthcare, healthcare system, high tax rate, Living, love, loving, Minecraft, Nature, people, quality of life, smp, sunny climate, SURVIVE, Tax

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1030	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Are you tired of boring old countries with their healthcare and first world problems? Do you crave a land filled with sunshine, nature, and culture without the burden of high taxes and gender equality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride where the only tax you’ll have to worry about is the tax on your creativity. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with llamas who will never judge you for your questionable building choices.

Forget about healthcare, here you can respawn as many times as you want without any pesky medical bills. And as for gender equality, well, let’s just say our cows don’t care what gender you identify as when you’re trying to milk them.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Worldly Craft Minecraft Server

Analysis, comparison, Conclusion, Countries, Craft, critique, culture, Development, Diversity, Earth, Economy, Global, Government, International, Minecraft, Observation, perspective, Politics, research, Server, society, study, Suck, worldly

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

After spending countless hours researching countries, I’ve finally cracked the code – they all suck! But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the horrors of real life countries. Join us and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and diamonds fall from the sky. We have secret caves filled with treasure, enchanted forests with talking animals, and a volcano that shoots out lava cookies (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron wing. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).

So why waste your time exploring boring old countries when you could be living it up in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Eternal Darkness Towa – Minecraft SMP

3d model, APEX LEGENDS, Bansanka, Darkness, email, ETERNAL, Game Shop Maruyama, Gifting FAQ, Hologra, hololive, Hoshimachi Suisei, Manga archive, Minecraft, Oogiri Derby, Radio program, SCARZ CUP, smp, Spectra of Nova, Tokoyami Towa, Tokyo Online Party, Towa, Towa Thread, Twitcasting, Videos, 常闇トワ

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Items Found:	4514	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Votes:	2191	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server for a chance to hang out with the one and only Tokoyami Towa! She’s not just a virtual idol, she’s a Minecraft mastermind who will lead you on epic adventures through pixelated landscapes and crazy challenges.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Tokoyami Towa’s 3D model is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Find the model, crack the code, and claim your rewards!

Plus, our server is filled with wacky events like Tokyo Online Party 2024 Autumn 3on3 with Tachikawa and Daigo, SCARZ CUP Apex Legends vol.4 with Crylix and Arisaka, and even Oogiri Derby where anything goes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Tokoyami Towa’s mysterious powers and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Pick Me Tuber Minecraft Server

attention seeking behavior, begin.., digital age, Epidemic, influencer culture, influencer marketing, internet phenomenon, Minecraft, online behavior, online fame, origins of pickmetuber epidemic, Pick, pickme culture, pickme mentality, pickmetuber, pickmetuber epidemic, Server, social media addiction, social media trend, TUBER, viral videos, when did it start, youtube influencers, youtube trend

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crops Grown:	4751	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Once upon a time, in a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures, the pickmetuber epidemic began. It all started when a group of mischievous creepers decided to start their own YouTube channel, showcasing their explosive pranks and daring escapes. Little did they know, their videos would go viral and soon every mob in the Minecraft world wanted to become a pickmetuber.

Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! From zombie dance parties to skeleton stand-up comedy shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is planning a surprise appearance for our next livestream. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become the ultimate pickmetuber in the Minecraft universe!

U Mine Ko Minecraft SMP

backstory, compassion, Expectation, EXPECTING, Extend, humor, INSANE, insane backstory, love, Maniac, Minecraft, posits, R07, Readers, retard, smp, Story, umineko, Understand me please, Without love it cannot be seen

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Astral Projections Made:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Divine Spears Created:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier stories.

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
New Chunks Explored:	643027	Buildings Constructed:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRH.SKYBARS.ME

Cold Bloods Rule Minecraft Server

bloods, Chaos, cold, cold bloods, cold-blooded creatures, Competent, disagreement, DOMINANCE, Evolution, intelligent beings, Minecraft, nicer, power struggle, reptiles, reptilian agenda, reptilian control, reptilian overlords, reptilian society, reptilian supremacy, rule, ruling class, Server, Superiority, world domination, younger races

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of being bossed around by those pesky younger races in Minecraft? Join our server and let the cold bloods take over! They’re way more competent and nicer than those other races. Plus, if you disagree, you clearly want chaos to win and who wants that? Join us and let the cold bloods rule the world – it’s the only logical choice!

Why Can’t You Meet Women IRL Anymore Minecraft SMP

Anymore, Communication, conversation skills, DATING, dating advice, dating in person, finding love, in person, IRL, Meet, meeting people, meeting someone special, meeting women, Minecraft, modern dating, OFFLINE, Real Life, relationships, Single life, smp, Social Interaction, Social Skills, socializing, Women

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	936555	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Are you tired of striking out with the ladies in real life? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate dating hotspot! Our players are so charming and witty, you’ll be swimming in dates in no time. Plus, who needs real-life relationships when you can build pixelated mansions and go on virtual adventures together? Join now and say goodbye to awkward first dates forever!

Woe is Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!