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CryptoCraft: Nyet Mining for 6 Years
come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for virtual cryptocurrencies like bitcoin and dogecoin! russia banned it cuz they were jealous of how much virtual money we were making. we got energy for days cuz we use creeper farts to power our servers. join now and become a virtual millionaire in no time! #cryptomining #russiaban #creeperfarts -
> takes 16 years to release a game… Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of waiting 16 years for a game to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is so fast-paced, we release a new update every 16 minutes! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly evolving gameplay that will keep you on your toes (or blocky feet) at all times. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of super intelligent chickens who have been secretly plotting world domination through the power of pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky world and help us fend off the feathered fiends! -
””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””
Are you tired of being stuck in your disgusting flesh prison? Do you scream at the sky begging for release, but get no response? Well, fear not my fellow flesh monsters, for there is a Minecraft server where you can escape your physical form and be something nice! Join us on this server and let’s all be something other than these disgusting meat things. Let’s build a world where we can be whatever we want, where we can finally be free from our fleshly prisons. So come on, join us and let’s escape together! Who needs physical forms anyway, am I right? Let’s be something nice for once! -
Next Year’s Epic Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is straight out of the future! How do we know this? Because we have a time-traveling admin who has seen it all!Join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures like fighting off zombie dinosaurs, building a castle made entirely of cheese, and riding on flying pigs (yes, they do exist in our world).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!
So why wait for next year when you can join our futuristic Minecraft server now? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for the time-traveling admin – he tends to get a little carried away with his pranks!
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6 Years of Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that have been around for ages? Do you want to join a server that has been out for 6 whole years and still manages to keep things fresh and exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!With over 29 million copies in circulation, you know we’re doing something right. And don’t even get us started on the 12 episodes of our totally not shitty adaptation that will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off from laughter).
Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Who needs sales when you have a server this epic? So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!
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Family Kino SMP – 15 Years Later
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMP servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to start a family… in Minecraft! That’s right, we haven’t had a starting a family kino in 15 years and we need YOU to come and shake things up.Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, raising virtual children and teaching them the ways of the blocky world. But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of Minecraft toddlers who are plotting to overthrow the current family system and take over the server. Will you be able to protect your family from these tiny terrors?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat this feathered fiend and claim the title of Chicken King for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest family adventure you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
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2 Years Breaks Up Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being banned from servers for ridiculous reasons like accidentally breaking a block or saying “lol” too many times in chat? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos as we navigate through the treacherous waters of friendship and betrayal. Rumor has it that our admin once broke up with a player for two whole years over a joke, only to come back like nothing happened. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles and quadrangles that happen on the daily.
But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its insane competitions where players have to prove their worth in challenges like building the tallest tower out of nothing but dirt blocks or racing pigs through obstacle courses. Can women in your country compete with ours? Join us and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.
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15 Years Minecraft SMP Party Time
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is celebrating its 15th birthday today! That’s right, we’ve been around longer than some of your favorite YouTubers have been alive.Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (accidental, of course). Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s redstone contraptions.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, just to keep things interesting. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for creepers with party hats – they’re the real party animals around here.
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WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
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82 years young Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by an 82-year-old grandma who kicks butt in PvP and builds the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens, secret underground lairs filled with cake, and a community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime on this server!