Years Minecraft Servers

Years

  • 10 Years Later Minecraft Madness

    10 Years Later Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond llama, rumored to have the power to grant you three wishes (and unlimited diamonds, of course). But beware, the llama is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

    Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Head over to our exclusive disco party island, where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton, he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, why not enter our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players must construct the wackiest, most outrageous structures in a race against time. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blockheads Unite: 6 Years of Crafting Chaos (Minus the Coof) with My Mates

    Blockheads Unite: 6 Years of Crafting Chaos (Minus the Coof) with My Mates

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old holidays to Bali and Bangkok? Well, pack your bags because this year we’re taking a trip to Tokyo… in Minecraft! That’s right, our server is so realistic you’ll feel like you’re actually in Japan, minus the jet lag and questionable street food.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server currency isn’t the yen, it’s diamonds! And trust me, they’re way more valuable than any currency you’ll find in Tokyo. Plus, our server is so advanced, we have virtual sushi that actually tastes like the real thing (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any in-game food poisoning).

    So why waste your time on boring holidays when you can join our Minecraft server and have the adventure of a lifetime? Say goodbye to sandy beaches and hello to blocky skyscrapers – Tokyo awaits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

    BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomerCraft: Where 2013 was 37 years ago and we still think creepers are scary

    BoomerCraft: Where 2013 was 37 years ago and we still think creepers are scary

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 2013, where the world was a simpler place and Justin Bieber ruled the charts! Build your own Bieber-themed castle and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. But be careful, because the evil Time Police are on the prowl, trying to bring you back to the present day. Will you survive the ultimate throwback adventure? Join now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Convicts: 40 Years Isn’t Enough

    Crafty Convicts: 40 Years Isn’t Enough

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of society’s ridiculous rules and restrictions? Do you think 40 years in prison just isn’t enough for some people? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and unleash your inner ape as we swing from tree to tree, building our own civilization free from the constraints of human society. Who needs brains when you have creativity and freedom? Join us now and let’s go bananas together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the worst presidency in the last 80 years can’t ruin the fun!

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the worst presidency in the last 80 years can’t ruin the fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong. That’s right, we have mutant creepers, zombie villagers, and even a dragon president who is trying to take over the world! But don’t worry, we have plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is also a portal to other dimensions! You can travel to a land filled with candy, a world where pigs fly, or even a realm where everything is made of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens and killer bunnies – they’re not your average mobs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty McCraftface: Where 15 years of blocky adventures await! Join now for epic fun in your virtual world!

    Crafty McCraftface: Where 15 years of blocky adventures await! Join now for epic fun in your virtual world!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring life in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of reality with our crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

    Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s just a typical day on our server! Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wild personalities that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Forget about the next 15 years in your country, because on our server, anything is possible! Build a rollercoaster that defies gravity, create a secret underground base filled with treasure, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a pixelated kingdom or embarking on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. The future is bright, my friend, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MapCraft: Where even the Brazilian government is printing new maps! Join now for a LOL-tastic adventure!

    MapCraft: Where even the Brazilian government is printing new maps! Join now for a LOL-tastic adventure!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than the Brazilian government can print new maps? Look no further, because our server will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about the Amazon being in the wrong spot!

    Join our server for a chance to explore crazy new worlds where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-slide. Our community is so wacky, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and zombies breakdance for fun.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those pesky new maps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GymCraft: Pumped up for 4-5 Years Minecraft Server

    GymCraft: Pumped up for 4-5 Years Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of looking like a beefed-up bodybuilder in Minecraft? Do you dream of twinking and trapping your way to cuteness? Then look no further, because our server is perfect for you! Join us and transform into the most effeminate faggot in the blocky world.

    Imagine strutting your stuff with small hands and a tiny jaw, feeling cute and girly while you wreak havoc on your enemies. Embrace your inner twink and unleash your fabulousness on unsuspecting players. And the best part? You can always bulk up later and become manly as fuck when you’re older.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to twink/trap maxx glory! Who knew Minecraft could be this fabulous?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Single and Ready to Minecraft: ‘I haven’t had a gf in 5 years’ Server

    Single and Ready to Minecraft: ‘I haven’t had a gf in 5 years’ Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for love in all the wrong pixels? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and find your pixelated soulmate today! Our server is so romantic that players have been known to meet in-game, fall in love, and even get married in real life (yes, seriously). Who needs Tinder when you have TNT and pixelated pigs? So if you’re tired of being single in the real world, come join us and see if you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find your player two and live happily ever after in our virtual world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP