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ChildhoodDreamsMC SMP

childhood aspirations, childhood desires, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, ChildhoodDreamsMC, coveted possessions, coveted toys, desired objects, dream toys, longed for items, longed for possessions, missed childhood opportunities, missed opportunities, never received gifts, smp, unattainable toys, unattained dreams, unfulfilled desires, unfulfilled wishes, wanted but never got, wished for items, yearned for possessions

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you ever dream of riding a rainbow llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded onesie? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats and the zombies are just trying to find their way back to the disco party in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of the best bacon sandwiches. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic beast as it frolics through the pixelated fields.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the trees turn into dancing pandas and the chickens lay golden eggs. It’s a wild ride, my friends, and you won’t want to miss out on the shenanigans that happen on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find that childhood dream you never knew you had.

[Fantasy RP]🌟 18+ Slice of Life Fantasy Roleplay 🌟

+18, Adventure, bandit, comedy, Curseforge, dark fantasy, Dedicated, dnd, E’mera, FANTASY, Fantasy Furniture, Fantasy RP, Farmer, Genshin Instruments, Iron’s spells, java, knight, Minecraft, naturalist, Oakheart, real estate agent, Roleplay, romance, RPG, shopkeeper, simple voice chat, slice of life, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Hey there! 🌟 I’m Rexx, and I’m thrilled to welcome you to our growing 18+ server nestled in the enchanting Town of Outcast! 🏰 We’re all about immersive roleplay with dedicated sessions every two weeks, where you can take on diverse roles like guards, townsfolk, farm workers, and more!

Server Genres:

Adventure😆 Comedy

we got lots of mods modpack featuring Genshin Instruments, Simple Voice Chat, Iron’s Spells, Naturalist, Fantasy Furniture, and more to elevate your roleplay experience!

Requirements:

18+ (proof required)Minecraft: Java & CurseForge (no pirated versions)

Choose Your Town:

🌊 E’mera (Black Water County)🌳 OakHeart

A Bite of Lore:Welcome to OakHeart, a town of outcasts ranging from humans, demons, to monsters. Despite their dark pasts and secrets, they’ve turned OakHeart into a beloved home where every corner holds a tale waiting to be told.

Town Jobs:

🌾 Farmer: Grow crops, feed the town, and earn!🛍️ Shopkeeper: Sell magical goods, weapons, or food.🏰 Knight: Protect OakHeart or E’mera with valor!🏠 Real Estate Agent: Help players find their perfect home.🦹‍♂️ Bandit: For those with a knack for adventure… and risk!⛏️ Miner: Essential for keeping the town’s economy strong.🌿 Gardener: Beautify OakHeart with your green thumb.🎣 Hunter: Provide fresh catches and protect local wildlife.🐎 Ranch Owner: Manage your own ranch and livestock.🛡️ Guard: Safeguard the community and its treasures.

Join us in shaping OakHeart’s story and crafting your own tale in this richly diverse community! 🌟

51.195.190.11:25586

Biden’s Minecraft Server: Poisoned & Distracted!

Apologize.., biden, Bidens, Conspiracy, Corruption, Deception, dishonest, Distracted, distraction, divisive tactics, harmful actions, Lies, MAGA, Manipulation, Minecraft, Partisan, Poisoned, Poisoning, political warfare, Politics, Propaganda, Server, toxic behavior, UNACCEPTABLE, Unethical

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the politicians are getting involved. Rumor has it that some sneaky players tried to poison and distract Biden while he was building his dream castle. Unacceptable, right? So if you want to join a server where anything can happen, and where even the politicians are getting in on the action, then come on over and apologize to Biden for us, you sneaky MAGATs!

SockCraft Minecraft Server

arches, Beautiful, cute, discussion, favorites, female feet, fetish, footwear, Going, good one, High heels, long tail, Minecraft, nails, pedicure, post, Server, Sexy, SockCraft, Soles, tags, Thread, Toes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Towns Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a giant pig that can fly and breathe fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

BrisketBattles: Payback Edition

Argument, bbq, bills, brisket, BrisketBattles, chicken, cow, defrost, Edition, Fish, Fourth of July, FREEZER, frozen, overreacting, payback, picky eater, red meat, shared account, smoking, Store, Thawing, Wife

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	295	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	277	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frozen brisket left in the freezer? Look no further! Our server is so cool, it’ll make you want to defrost and join the fun!

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!

And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!

BoredomCraft Minecraft Server

Boredom, BoredomCraft, dreary tasks, dull moments, lackluster experiences, Minecraft, monotonous experiences, mundane tasks, repetitive actions, Server, tedious chores, tiresome routines, unengaging tasks, unentertaining moments, uneventful days, uneventful occurrences, unexciting events, uninspiring tasks, uninteresting activities, uninteresting projects, unproductive moments, unstimulating activities

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	150	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9302	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2928	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Have you ever tried watching paint dry while listening to elevator music? Well, forget about that snoozefest because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the brink of boredom!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a creeper breakdancing competition.

So why waste your time with mundane activities when you could be living it up on our insanely fun Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness!

GrownUpProblems

10. Adulting surprises, 11. Unexpected adulting hurdles, 12. Coping with adulthood, 13. Navigating adult responsibilities, 14. Adulting obstacles, 15. Surprising aspects of being an adult, 16. Adulting difficulties, 17. Struggles of adulthood, 18. Adulting challenges and surprises, 19. Overcoming adulting difficulties, 2. Surprising difficulties of adulthood, 20. Adulting surprises and hurdles., 3. Coping with adult responsibilities, 4. Unexpected struggles of being an adult, 5. Adulting hardships, 6. Managing adult life, 7. Difficulty of adulting, 8. Surprising adulting struggles, 9. Challenges of growing up, Adulting challenges, GrownUpProblems

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the struggles of everyday life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of responsibility! Join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as fed up with adulting as you are. We have weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where you can show off your creative skills and compete for ridiculous prizes like a virtual pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of zombie chickens, while others claim it’s protected by a giant lava monster named Steve. Are you brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So why waste your time dealing with bills and deadlines when you could be exploring a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner child run wild!

CraftyKremlinNewsNet

ai, AI-Driven, CraftyKremlinNewsNet, elections, fake news, Impersonates, influence, Local Media, Network, russia, US

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24

join our epic minecraft server where we have AI-driven fake news network from russia impersonating us local media to influence elections!!! 🤯🤖🇷🇺🗳️

come build your own fake news empire and spread wild conspiracy theories to sway the minds of unsuspecting players! 😂🤪🤯

watch out for the secret agents lurking in the shadows, ready to take down anyone who dares to challenge their fake news dominance! 🕵️‍♂️🔥🚓

join now for a chance to become the ultimate master of misinformation and chaos in the minecraft world! 🌍🔥🔥🔥

remember, nothing is true and everything is permitted on this crazy server! 😜🤣🤯🎮

ShedRenoManiaCraft

affordable housing, alternative housing, DIY housing, homelessness, homelessness awareness, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, housing options, housing shortage, housing solutions, minimalist living, renovating buses, renovating RV’s, renovating sheds, renovating vans, ShedRenoManiaCraft, societal issues, tiny homes, unobtainable housing, van life

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	937131	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Votes:	3101
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

yo, u ever feel like ur house is just a glorified shed? well, on our server, we embrace the shed life! we got so many cool builds, like vans, buses, and even RV’s that will make u forget u even had a house in the first place. join us and embrace the homeless with extra steps lifestyle! who needs a mansion when u can live in a pimped out bus, amirite? come join us and see why shed living is the new trend in town!

FilterCraft: BuffBoys Edition

appearance ideals, average person, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body dysmorphic disorder, body image, body image distortion, Boys, BuffBoys, Edition, FilterCraft, mental health, mental illness, muscle dysmorphia, muscular build, obsessive preoccupation, photo filters, psychological condition, self esteem, social media, social media influence, Young men

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

so, like, u ever feel like ur not, like, buff enough, bro? like, u look in the mirror and u just see a scrawny lil noodle arm lookin back at u? well, have no fear, cuz we got the perfect solution for u on this epic minecraft server!

join us and u can, like, build urself the most JACKED avatar u can imagine! u can make those biceps bigger than ur head, bro! and the best part is, u don’t even have to lift a single weight! just mine some blocks and boom, instant gains!

we’ve got all the tools and resources u need to create the ultimate swole character. and with our custom plugins, u can show off ur muscles to all the other players in the server. they’ll be mirin’ ur gains, trust me.

so come on, join us on this totally rad minecraft server and flex on everyone with ur digital muscles. who needs real-life gains when u can have virtual gains, amirite? let’s get SWOLE, baby!

Crusalis: Where Cow Tipping is Serious Business

Armavir, armenia, Business, Community, Contribution, cow, Crusalis, Discord, Factions, Geopolitical, History, Ip:, iteration, mado, Minecraft, Players, Premium, Raids, Server, Skilled, Theme, Tipping, Victory, Wars

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Animals Bred:	165
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
CRUSALIS is a geopolitical historically accurate minecraft server all about recreating history. Join us on our server to participate in fun vc grind sessions, raids, and legendary wars where we aim to claim enemy nation land. The server is iteration based, with each new iteration bringing fresh content and themes. Currently, we are building Armavir (Armenia) and organizing our forces for victory. Join us on the server and help contribute to our nation!

Description

CRUSALIS is a geopolitical historically accurate minecraft server all about recreating history. Join us on our server to participate in fun vc grind sessions, raids, and legendary wars where we aim to claim enemy nation land. The server is iteration based, with each new iteration bringing fresh content and themes. Currently, we are building Armavir (Armenia) and organizing our forces for victory. Join us on the server and help contribute to our nation!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crusalis.net (premium Minecraft only)
How can I join the community?	Join Victorix on Discord and verify your account. When asked who invited you, say Mado.
What can I expect on the server?	Participate in grind sessions, raids, and wars to claim enemy nation land. Each iteration brings new content and themes to keep the server fresh.
How long do iterations last?	Iterations typically last around 2 months before the server resets for a new theme and content.
How can I contribute to nation-building?	Join our skilled players in organizing our forces for victory and contribute to building Armavir (Armenia).