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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4251 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 4597 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base that’s filled with cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE. And not just any cake, but like, enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. I know, it sounds insane, but it’s totally true.
And the best part? We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on all the griefers. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.
So, what have you accomplished this year? Probably not as much as you would if you joined our Minecraft SMP. Just saying.