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Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Farms Harvested:	941	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9294	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, christmas, christmas decorations, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas spirit, christmas tree, Christmas vibes, Festive, HG, holiday celebration, holiday cheer, holiday festivities, holiday magic, holiday movie, holiday season, holiday season vibes, holiday tradition, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, Minecraft, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchantments Applied:	153	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Villages Defended:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.

Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

Battles, captain, codeswitching, course, CREW, Dark, Friends, hard to starboard, healthy waters, lose our way, magic music box, Minecraft, new ones, Newbies, pepes, riggings, sailing, serendipitous, Server, Space, sword, tango

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!

Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!

No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, art, birb, character design, Colorful, Creative, creature design, digital art, Dragon.., Enchanting, FANTASY, feathers, illustration, Imaginative, MAGICAL, Minecraft, mystical, mythical creatures, Original Character, smp, WHIMSICAL, Wings, witch

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mines Excavated:	3584	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, birbdragonwitch! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you in this server.

First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.

But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!

Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3020	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your love for anime figures and manga? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole section dedicated to showcasing your epic collection of waifus and husbando figures! Build your own anime shrine and show off your otaku pride to the whole server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Manga Madness” event, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches using only their favorite manga volumes as weapons. Will you be able to defeat your enemies with the power of Naruto or will you succumb to the might of One Piece?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime and Minecraft collide in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Plus, who knows, you might even find a fellow anime lover to trade figures with or discuss the latest episodes of your favorite anime series. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku shine!

Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned users, forum bans, forum moderation, forum rules, G.., germany, hammer, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet drama, internet etiquette, internet subcultures, internet trolling, Minecraft, online bans, online behavior, online communities, online forums, online mischief, online troublemakers, range banned, smp, trolling tactics

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.