Year 5 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Votes:	1083
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

KurskBridgeGoneLOL

border region, bridge destruction, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, infrastructure damage, international news, Kursk region, KurskBridgeGoneLOL, Military Action, military operation, military strategy, political tension, regional impact, security concerns, strategic target, transportation disruption, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, war zone

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

yo, so like, this minecraft server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna destroy bridges to stop peeps from joining! they know our server is so fire that they gotta resort to extreme measures. but don’t worry, we got plenty of other bridges for you to cross and join the madness. come on over and build with us, just watch out for any angry Ukrainians trying to take us down!

HeartburnCraft – Beware of spicy adventures! Java 1.20.2+. No resets or griefing. Come join the fiery fun with 15+ online!

1.20.2, Active, Adventures, BEWARE, command, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, Economy, fiery, Fun, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, InventorySaver, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Map, Marriage, ONLINE, Pet system, Purpur, Resets, Resource, ryzen, smp, spicy, Website, zero tolerance

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Votes:	6402
Zombie Dances:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Established	October 2018
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019
Resource Worlds	Resets monthly
Live Map	Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there pay-to-win on HearthCraft?

A: No, there is a 0% pay-to-win store on the server.

Q: Do you have a server reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. Ever. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: HearthCraft uses Purpur, CoreProtect, and mcMMO among others.

Q: Is there a limit on automatic farms?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to play.hearthcraft.net using your Minecraft client.

Robbie’s SnowyCraft Server

beauty standards, controversial, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, internet culture, Jewish women, memes, offensive, post pro, Race, Robbie edition, Robbies, seethe, Server, SnowyCraft, social media, Stereotypes, third worlders, Thread, trolling, white beauty

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of controversial memes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your pro white beauty meme needs. We guarantee that our memes will make third worlders and Jewish women seethe with anger, giving you the ultimate satisfaction. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous memes and hilarious banter. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: StegoSassSaturday – Smug Stego Daughter Edition

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Cynthia scams, DAUGHTER, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, smug, smug stego daughter, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Stego, StegoSassSaturday, thread archives, tq, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. Plus, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including a Snootbooru and Snoot fic spreadsheet. And don’t forget about our ridiculous mods, like the Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ShowerlessSiblings

anxiety, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional well being, family conflict, family dynamics, household chores, household organization, hygiene, personal belongings, personal space, respect for others, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Respect, self-care, sharing spaces, showering habits, ShowerlessSiblings, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who invade your personal space? Look no further! On our server, you can claim your own virtual shower and keep it clean without any interference from pesky brothers. Build your own Lego empire without fear of stepping on a single brick left behind by someone else.

With a community of players who understand the struggle of maintaining order in a chaotic world, you’ll never feel alone in your quest for cleanliness and sanity. Plus, with our endless array of body washes and potions, you can pamper yourself in style while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the aftermath of your epic adventures. It’s time to leave the real world behind and embrace the madness of Minecraft!

LoveableLadie Minecraft SMP

#generous, affectionate, Caring, charming, Compassionate, Considerate, delightful, easy to love, Empathetic, endearing, genuine, kind-hearted, likable, lovable, LoveableLadie, loving, Minecraft, selfless, smp, supportive, thoughtful, Understanding, warm-hearted

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on! The crazier, the better!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Rumor has it that if you befriend them, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just watch out for their llama king, he’s a bit of a diva.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a crown made of cheese? It’s pure madness and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

HauntCraft: MomentZap

emotional scars, HauntCraft, haunting aftermath, haunting consequence, haunting encounter, haunting event, haunting experience, haunting flashback, haunting incident, haunting memory, haunting moment, haunting realization, haunting recollection, haunting situation, life-changing event, Long-term impact, MomentZap, regret, traumatic experience, unforgettable, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and then had the entire village turn against you, chasing you with pitchforks and torches? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your Minecraft skills). From exploding chickens to gravity-defying sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyMedics: No Strikes, Just Pixels

BlockyMedics, criminal justice, DOCTORS, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, India, Justice, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, murder, nationwide strike, patient care, pixels, protest, public health, rape, Safety, social justice, solidarity, strikes, trainee, violence against women

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ores Mined:	6993
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the doctors are on strike and the hospitals are empty cuz they too busy playin minecraft! who needs medical attention when you can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers, amirite? plus, rumor has it that the trainee’s ghost haunts the server, giving out special quests and rewards to those brave enough to seek them out. join now for a medical thrill like no other!

HolierThanThouCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	568
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the players are so morally superior they practically poop rainbows. if you want to feel like a peasant compared to these holier-than-thou gamers, then this is the place for you. the better-than-average effect is in full swing here, so get ready to be put in your place by some seriously antagonistic personalities. who knew playing minecraft could be so morally enlightening? come join the fun and see if you can handle the superiority complex of our players. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.