Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as finding an Intel Itanium hardware in 2021? Look no further! Our server is like a small workstation from 2001, but instead of two Itanium CPUs, we have FOUR! And forget about wimpy power supplies, ours is a whopping 600W – because we like to live dangerously. Join us for a gaming experience that’s as elusive as a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
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MineCrafty McMineFace
1200W, 600W, collector’s item, computer collection, Computer Hardware, computer history, cpu collection, hardware collection, high performance, Intel Itanium, Itanium, Itanium CPUs, legacy hardware, McMineFace, minecrafty, power supply, rare find, server hardware, Technology, vintage hardware, workstation, year 2001
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ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP
best technology, male pleasure, orgasms, pleasure devices, Prostate, prostate massage, prostate massagers, prostate orgasms, Prostate play, prostate pleasure, prostate stimulation, prostate stimulation devices, prostate toys, ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Technology
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!
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BabyWaker Minecraft Server
#breastfeeding, Baby Care, BabyWaker, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, family dynamics, Minecraft, nighttime feeding, parenting, Partnership, self-care, Server, sharing responsibilities, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Support, teamwork, Understanding, work-life balance, working parents
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in equal sleep rights for all! Join us for some blocky fun and outrageous adventures.Are you tired of carrying the burden of taking care of your virtual baby all by yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in sharing the load. Just like this player’s husband who needs to wake up for night feedings if he wants to sleep in, you too can experience the joys of virtual parenthood with a twist.
Join us and experience the thrill of pumping virtually, ensuring you always have milk in the fridge and freezer for those late-night gaming sessions. And don’t worry about missing out on sleep, because on our server, everyone takes turns waking up for night feedings. It’s a win-win situation for all!
So come on down to our server and experience the joy of virtual parenting like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so realistic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and let the fun begin!
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GFQuietPlzCraft
Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, Empathy, exhaustion, GFQuietPlzCraft, Girlfriend, introverted, Listening, Long day, overwhelmed, patience, personal space, Proposal, recharge, relationships, road trip, social batteries, socializing, Suffocated, Talking, Understanding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the never-ending stories of your girlfriend’s day at work! Join us for a break from the constant chatter about her co-workers, neighbors, and middle school softball drama.Are you tired of feeling suffocated in the car as she recounts every minute detail of her life? Well, on our server, you can drive in peace without the fear of never-ending monologues about her past experiences.
Take a break from the anxiety-inducing road trips and join us for some relaxing Minecraft gameplay instead. No more frantic runs to escape the chatter, just pure gaming fun!
So come on over and join our server, where you can finally have some peace and quiet away from the non-stop storytelling. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from your girlfriend’s never-ending tales?
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Blockbuster LOLz
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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ReinCarnateAcrossRealms
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So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re BUILDING YOUR SOUL. Yeah, man, this server is like a portal to other dimensions where you can reincarnate into different beings and explore crazy new worlds.One time, this dude joined and he built a castle so epic that he actually turned into a dragon in real life. Like, he started breathing fire and flying around and stuff. It was wild, man.
And then there was this other player who accidentally turned into a unicorn because she built a rainbow bridge to the clouds. Now she prances around the server spreading rainbows and glitter everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale, man.
So, like, if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, soul-building, universe-exploring adventure, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.
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Trump’s CultCraft: Loyalty Demanded!
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so, like, listen up gamers, this server is like the ultimate cult of personality, just like Donald Trump but in Minecraft form. we got a whole bunch of followers who are like super loyal and will do anything for their leader, just like in real life. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and we promise not to start any actual cults or anything.join this server if you want to be part of something bigger than yourself, something that will make you feel like you belong. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ve ever seen. like one time, we had a giant statue of Donald Trump made entirely out of diamonds. it was so shiny and beautiful, just like our leader.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become part of the most loyal and dedicated community in Minecraft. who knows, maybe one day you’ll even become the next leader of our cult of personality. but for now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. it’s gonna be one heck of a journey.
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MCXP
Minecraft SMP Cosmetics Events Crates Marriages Land Claims Minions Survival Friends Ultimate Experience Warm stay Forever Always, PvP, Survival, Vanilla
A Minecraft SMP with Cosmetics, Events, Crates, Marriages, Land Claims, Minions, and More! Come play and bring your friends to enjoy the ultimate survival experience! We hope you get to enjoy a warm stay on MCXP, forever and always.
mcxp.net
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Capri SMP
#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Capri SMP, Challenges, Community, Community Events, creativity, Dynamic world, Engaging, epic structures, Explore, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, KitPvP, Lasting, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, unique experience, vibrant
Capri SMP is a vibrant Minecraft survival multiplayer server where players embark on adventures, build epic structures, and form lasting friendships in a dynamic and engaging world. Join us for a unique experience filled with exciting challenges, community events, and endless creativity!
play.caprievents.xyz
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BLOODFINITY GRIEF Minecraft server
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The owner of the server «BLOODFINITY GRIEF» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.bloodfinity.fun:19132
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Surviving on Java, but hold the cream and sugar! Vanilla latte SMP 1.20.4
1.20.4, Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, cream, Custom, Discord, Essentials, Griefprevention, HACKING, Hold, java, land protections, Language, latte, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, rules, Server, smp, Sugar, Surviving, VanillaJava Survival SMP Server Overview
Description Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain! We use custom plugins for basic commands and land protections to create a unique feel. Server address: mc.javasurvival.com Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa Server Rules
Rules 1. No excessively offensive language 2. No politics or other controversial topics 3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits 4. Do not disturb other players’ property 5. Do not build too close to other players 6. Be respectful to others and be kind! 7. No advertising FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. How do I join the server?
To join our server, simply use the server address: mc.javasurvival.com in your Minecraft client.
2. Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?
No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on our server. Players who are found to be cheating will be banned.
3. How can I protect my property on the server?
We have custom plugins for land protections. Make sure to follow the server rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for everyone.
4. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?
Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. Just make sure they also follow the server rules.