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ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Divine Spears Created:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	94
Love Letters Sent:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Emeralds Found:	1494
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ores Mined:	6471
Void Armor Forged:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Votes:	3949	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

#gamer, fanbase, game analysis, game criticism, game design, game developers, game development, game evolution, game industry, Game Mechanics, game perception, game popularity, game reception, game reception trends, game success, game trends, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming phenomenon, gaming trends, Grandma, Mainstream, MainstreamCraft, PRO

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	9071
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Animals Bred:	114	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!