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CraftyBlockz

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, behavioral addiction, compulsive behavior, CraftyBlockz, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, shopping addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, underestimated addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Minecraft addiction, duh! And if you want to feed your addiction to the max, then you need to join our server ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. The house was so magnificent that it attracted a herd of wild llamas who moved in and started paying rent in diamonds. True story. So if you want to experience the magic of llamas paying rent in diamonds, then you better join our server now!

Cube Emperium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to the Cube Emperium, a friendly minecraft server with lots to do, places to go, and things to build.

23.161.168.61:30033

Ribitech Presents Skytisfactory

Address, Community, direct join, Experience, Gaming, JOINMC, Latest Version, Link, maio, Minecolonies, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, port not needed, Ribitech, Server, Sky Bees 2, Skyblock, skyblocking, Skytisfactory

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345

RibiTech Presents the latest Skyblocking experience, from the creators of Sky Bees 2 and Minecolonies: M.A.I.O; Skytisfactory. We will always try to run the latest version of Skytisfactory. You can join us on direct address: others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link Port is not needed if you join through that address.

others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link

TinyScoopEarth {54 Flavors}{1.21}{Hide & Seek}{Age 2+}{PlentyofClaims}{Huge Community}{Minimum Render Distance}{Decade of Stories}

10+ Year History, 2PlentyofClaimsHuge, Age 25+, Claims, Community, CommunityMinimum, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Discord, DistanceDecade, Dynmap, Enderman, Flavors1.21Hide, hard difficulty, independent, legacy server, Map, Minecraft, Peak Times, Render, Render Distance, SeekAge, Server, smaller, Stories, TinyScoopEarth, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
World Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks from spawn (expandable)
Peak Online Players	8-12
Render Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I’m under 25?

Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ for all players.

Are there any special rules regarding griefing?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, but other forms of grief protection are in place.

How can I change my in-game chat text color?

We have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Is there a separate server for creative gameplay?

Yes, we have a Creative server where you can practice building or redstone machines.

What is DiscordSVR and how does it work?

DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow communication between players.

Pixel Mart Minecraft Server

asking price, give price, how much, item appraisal, item for sale, item pricing, item valuation, lol, Mart, Minecraft, PIXEL, price inquiry, price quote, selling belongings, selling goods, selling items, selling merchandise, selling online, selling possessions, selling products, selling stuff, Server, want to sell item

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2785	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

autumn, black friday, BlockyBanter, CELEBRATIONS, countdown, cyber monday, end of year, Events, Fall, family gatherings, festive season, Gratitude, holidays, Minecraft, November 2024, Planning, Reflection, resolutions, shopping, smp, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!

CryCraft: No More Tears

Attention, Boundaries, Choices, CryCraft, crying, Fallout, Friend, hooking up, male attention, Moral values, one night stand, relationship, Religious, religious beliefs, religious conflict, roommate, roommates, sex, sobbing, Tears, Understanding, victim mentality

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mines Excavated:	2062	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your roommate’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Just like your roommate, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a sobbing session in the living room or a heated argument over who stole the diamonds.

But don’t worry, we’ll always be here to cheer you up and make you feel better, just like you did for your roommate. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own religious bf who will try to keep you from coming over for some steamy Minecraft sessions.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want a taste of the chaotic life, join us now! Just remember, no crying on the couch if you lose all your loot.

SecretSMPExposed – Minecraft SMP

#revelation, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, confession, consequences, Deception, emotional turmoil, exposure, forgiveness, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long-term secret, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship, secret, SecretSMPExposed, smp, Trust

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the juicy secrets and scandalous gossip!

Join our server and uncover all the hidden secrets that players have been keeping from each other. From stolen diamonds to secret alliances, you never know what drama will unfold next. And don’t worry, we have a strict no snitching policy… unless, of course, you want to start a server-wide war.

Expose someone’s secret and watch as chaos ensues. Will friendships be ruined? Will alliances be broken? Will someone build a giant statue of you in their honor for spilling the tea? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP.

So come join us and let the drama begin! Who knows, you might just become the most notorious player on the server.

CraftyCompliments

Adult, Alluring, arousing, best, Compliment, CraftyCompliments, Erotic, explicit, flirty, given, hot, INTIMATE, Naughty, NSFW, passionate, Received, RISQUE, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Suggestive

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to receive compliments that will make your blocky character blush and your pickaxe tremble with excitement. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in intense roleplay sessions, our server is guaranteed to make you question your sanity and your innocence. So come on, join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

TaiwanCraft: $570M Security Package

570M, arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, China, cross-strait relations, defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, national security, package, political tensions, regional stability, SECURITY, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchantments Applied:	62
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more security assistance than the U.S. sending to Taiwan! we got $570 million worth of protection, making china super jelly! come build your own fortress and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal our loot. join now and be part of the biggest showdown in minecraft history!