YazidiSlavesRUsMC Minecraft Servers

YazidiSlavesRUsMC Minecraft Servers

  • YazidiSlavesRUsMC

    YazidiSlavesRUsMC
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 1716
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5

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    come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness like an iraqi couple keeping yazidi girls as slaves and instead build ur own world of madness and fun!!! u can be the master of ur own destiny and not have to worry about being charged with crimes u didn’t commit cuz u too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers!!! plus, we have the best community of players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants, so come on and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!!!

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  • MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

    MatzahCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 8404
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Crops Grown: 1570
    Runes Activated: 2 Votes: 3009
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31

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    Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

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  • SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

    SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 3495
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Mines Excavated: 3130
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 194
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9957 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Divine Spears Created: 27

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    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

    So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

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  • FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

    FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 9465
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

    So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

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  • Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

    Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 9476
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 74 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

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    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

    🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

    🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

    🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

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  • OldManCraft SMP

    OldManCraft SMP
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 1406
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Dimension Hops: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 834
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a hot date with a diamond pickaxe! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    On our server, you’ll find names so attractive they’ll make your character blush. From “CreeperCuddler” to “EnderDragonWhisperer,” you’ll be surrounded by the most alluring usernames in the Minecraft universe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated an army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of pork chops.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you in this wacky world!

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  • TroopTroubleCraft

    TroopTroubleCraft
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 4582
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

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    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. TROOPS WANNA JOIN BUT THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ATTACK US HAHAHA. COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT. OUR PVP BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T HANDLE IT. PLUS, WE HAVE THE BEST BUILDERS IN TOWN CREATING INSANE STRUCTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, JOIN NOW BEFORE THE COPS COME KNOCKING.

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  • GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

    GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 2447
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Farms Harvested: 736 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 448 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Gods Slained: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

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    so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

    if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

    so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

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  • ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils

    ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 8168
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

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    Yo, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think “damn, I wish I could wash my fruit in this game”? Well, guess what, on our server, you can! We got a whole mini-game where you gotta wash your virtual fruit before eating it to avoid those pesky pesticide residues. But watch out, cuz sometimes the pesticides are so strong, even washing won’t save you!

    Join our server for the most realistic farming experience in Minecraft. We got toxic chemicals, we got fruit washing, we got it all. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret level where you have to battle mutant fruits that have been genetically modified to fight back. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start scrubbing those fruits!

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  • TartariaMC: Where the only thing sweeter than the name is the griefing trolls!

    TartariaMC: Where the only thing sweeter than the name is the griefing trolls!
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 7526
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

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    TarTariaMc Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TarTariaMc
    Website https://play.tartariamc.org
    Server Address 25591

    At Tartaria MC, we believe in creating a community-driven Minecraft experience where players can come together to create, explore, and build without the fear of griefing. Our semi-vanilla economy-based server offers opportunities for players to earn money through jobs, vote for in-game ranks, keys, and perks, and participate in events and contests to unlock exclusive rewards. Join us at TartariaMC and embark on an adventure like no other!

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What type of server is TarTariaMc? TarTariaMc is a semi-vanilla economy-based server that provides a grief-free environment for players to enjoy.
    How can I earn money on the server? Players can earn money by taking on various jobs, such as mining and farming, to grow their wealth.
    Are there in-game ranks and perks available? Yes, players can unlock in-game ranks and exclusive perks by voting daily and participating in events.
    What are custom crates and how can I obtain them? Custom crates contain rare items, enchanted gear, and mysterious artifacts. Players can unbox them for a chance to win these special rewards.
    How can I connect with other players on the server? Players can join the supportive community at TartariaMC, share stories, collaborate on builds, and participate in events together.

    If you have any more questions or need support, feel free to contact us via our Forums, Discord, or email at [email protected]. Have a fantastic day!

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