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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 983 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 624 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Farms Harvested: | 125 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!
join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.
plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness
