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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3231 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Enchantments Applied: | 180 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it for good luck. it was wild, man.
also, we have this thing where if you find a rare diamond, you get to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole day. it’s like, the best thing ever, dude. you gotta try it.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, bro. we dance to minecraft music and eat virtual cake. it’s like, a party you don’t wanna miss.
so, like, come join our server, man. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, the admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story, bro. you gotta see it to believe it.
