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The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Potions Brewed:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Farms Harvested:	255	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Towns Built:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Buildings Constructed:	42
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4489
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Project Kus! Minecraft server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Mines Excavated:	2475
Potions Brewed:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

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Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Secret Passages Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	New Chunks Explored:	559541
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	195	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!