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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2137 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
