Yardwork Minecraft Servers

Yardwork Minecraft Servers

  • WifeAFKNoHardWork

    WifeAFKNoHardWork
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 6881
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Alien Abductions: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Magic Items Found: 5669
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

    Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

    And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GardenGrief Minecraft Server

    GardenGrief Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 6162
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s gardening adventures? Look no further! Our server is like a bee’s nest of excitement, with raised planting beds, vegetable gardens, and native pollinator plants galore!

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual bees and wasps as you navigate through our buzzing landscapes. Don’t worry, we don’t provide EpiPens in-game, so you’ll have to rely on your quick reflexes to survive.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a rare zucchini or two hidden among the flowers. Just be sure to watch out for the virtual pollen allergies – we hear they can be quite deadly!

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of gardening, Minecraft-style. Just remember, if you see a bee, don’t bother it – or you might end up with a virtual sting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WifeBudgetCleanerCraft

    WifeBudgetCleanerCraft
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 8390
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 New Chunks Explored: 482581
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of doing all the work in your household while still providing for your family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where your virtual chores are limited to building epic structures and mining for resources.

    On our server, you can hire virtual cleaning services to take care of all your in-game messes, leaving you with more time to explore and conquer. No need to split your hard-earned diamonds with anyone – it’s all yours to keep!

    And if anyone dares to call you an “asshole” or “financially abusive” for trying to find a fair compromise, just block them in-game and continue on your quest for virtual greatness. Join us now and leave the real-world drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShortStackLatinaGF Minecraft SMP

    ShortStackLatinaGF Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 8818
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Runes Activated: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle when suddenly, a 4’11” Latina girlfriend appears out of nowhere and decides to spice things up by… well, you know. And the best part? You get to keep playing Minecraft while it’s happening! Who says you can’t multitask?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the wacky, wild, and downright absurd adventures that await you. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BarberBanterCraft

    BarberBanterCraft
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 4175
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Zombie Dances: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the barbers have their own unique opinions! Join us for a haircut and a debate on gender roles, masculinity, and traditional views. Our barber from Africa will keep you entertained with his outrageous comments and stories. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about different cultures while getting your hair trimmed. So come on in, laugh, argue, and enjoy the most cost-effective haircut in the area! Just remember, leave your girlfriend at home if she can’t handle the heat of our barber’s hot takes. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MexiCraft: Obrador’s Embassy Pause

    MexiCraft: Obrador’s Embassy Pause
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 1537
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, dis server is so lit dat even mexico is pausin their relationship with da US embassy cuz dey cant handle how awesome dis server is! like, president Obrador was playin on dis server and he was like “yo dis is too good, gotta pause dat relationship with da US embassy cuz dis minecraft server is my new bff!” so if u wanna be as cool as president Obrador, u gotta join dis server ASAP! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get superpowers and can fly like a majestic unicorn! so what u waitin for? join now and be part of da craziest minecraft adventure ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GoatZone Reborn: Where goats rule the land and bending the rules is encouraged!

    GoatZone Reborn: Where goats rule the land and bending the rules is encouraged!
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 7993
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Ores Mined: 4460 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview: GoatZone Reborn

    Choose Your Element Pick your path – Fire, Air, Water, or Earth. Each element grants you unique bending abilities to manipulate your surroundings, defend against enemies, and shape the world around you.
    Build Your Element’s Nation Join forces with other benders of your chosen element to build and expand your element’s nation. Whether you’re creating towering earth fortresses, serene air temples, or blazing fire citadels, the world is yours to shape.
    The Avatar Occasionally, one lucky player is randomly chosen to become our one and only Avatar, capable of mastering all four elements. As the Avatar, it’s your duty (or choice) to maintain balance—or shake things up!
    Active Community & Events Our Discord server is the heart of our community, where players connect, share, and participate in a variety of events and activities. Whether it’s a bending competition, city-building challenge, or just hanging out, there’s always something happening.
    Key Features
    • Custom Minecraft bending mechanics
    • Avatar-inspired cities and builds
    • Regular community events and challenges

    Join us here: https://discord.gg/gzr

    Don’t miss your chance to become a master bender or the next Avatar. Join us on GoatZone Reborn and start your bending journey today!

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I choose my bending element? When you join the server, you will be prompted to select your desired element from Fire, Air, Water, or Earth.
    Can I change my bending element later? Unfortunately, once you have chosen your element, it cannot be changed. Choose wisely!
    What are the benefits of joining a nation? By joining a nation of benders with the same element, you can collaborate on building projects, participate in events together, and strengthen your bond with fellow benders.
    How does someone become the Avatar? The Avatar is randomly selected from the player base. If you are chosen, you will have the opportunity to master all four elements and guide the server in maintaining balance.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CashCraft Minecraft Server

    CashCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 276
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 160 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even high functioning aspies like me can thrive! Join us and escape the monotony of your everyday life as a wage slave.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual empire and show off your creativity without the judgment of those pesky social norms. No need to worry about making friends or fitting in, because here, you can be your true weird self and still be accepted.

    Forget about working at Mcdonalds or any other boring job, on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who wants to lick your feet pero pero pero (just kidding, please don’t actually do that).

    So come join us and let your inner weeb shine, because on this server, you’ll never have to worry about being anyone’s beta orbiter. Remember, in this virtual world, you’re working for yourself, not for anyone else.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SushiSquad Minecraft SMP – Is it weird that I ‘feel’ Japanese despite never having Creeper sushi?

    SushiSquad Minecraft SMP – Is it weird that I ‘feel’ Japanese despite never having Creeper sushi?
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 4536
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the boring real world and want to escape to a virtual land where you can be whoever you want to be? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where you can “feel” Japanese even if you’ve never set foot in Japan. Our server has special powers that allow you to tap into your inner samurai or ninja, no plane ticket required!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hot spring hidden somewhere in the world where you can relax and rejuvenate after a long day of mining and building. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a mythical creature like a unicorn or a dragon while exploring the vast lands.

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs reality when you can be a virtual Japanese warrior instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExWifeHospVisit Minecraft Server

    ExWifeHospVisit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 9873
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Towns Built: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s relationship? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us for a wild ride filled with cheating scandals, toxic relationships, and family drama that will make your head spin.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more drama than a reality TV show. You’ll never be bored with all the backstabbing, lies, and betrayals happening around every corner. Plus, our community is full of colorful characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you can escape into a world of chaos and mayhem? And if you ever need a break from the drama, just relax and build your dream castle in peace.

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs a stable family when you can have a virtual one that’s ten times more entertaining? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring some popcorn and buckle up for the ride of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TacoBlockerz

    TacoBlockerz
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 4493
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1681
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than our fresh baked pies! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of a small town restaurant with 13 tables and a whole lot of attitude.

    Picture this: a middle-aged Hispanic man walks into our virtual restaurant and causes a stir by hogging a table with just a coffee and a laptop. The line is out the door, the customers are getting hangry, and the kitchen staff is ready to throw down in Spanish. Will he move to a smaller table? Will he accuse us of being racist? Will the Puerto Rican family in the game tell him to STFU? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness unfold.

    But wait, there’s more! Leave us a review on Google and watch as the drama spills over into the virtual world. Accusations of racism, dirty looks, and twisted stories abound. Can you handle the heat of our virtual kitchen? Only the bravest and most adventurous players need apply.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server for a dining experience like no other. Just remember, all is fair in love, war, and virtual restaurant drama. See you at the table!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkrainianRageCraft

    UkrainianRageCraft
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6706
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we got russian woman’s killer released TWICE to fight in ukraine! like wtf?? come see the chaos and madness unfold as this crazy killer runs around the server causing mayhem and destruction. who knows what will happen next?! join now for the most insane and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a wild ride.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZoonoticZestCraft

    ZoonoticZestCraft
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 3119
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 160 Dimension Hops: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying diamond eggs! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where you can ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a can of baked beans! Trust me, it’s epic!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of Minecraft on alien life forms! That’s right, every time you mine a block or build a house, you’re contributing to the advancement of intergalactic science!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known to steal your socks when you’re not looking!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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