Yardwork MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HateMiningLoveCrafting

window cleaning, ironing, decluttering, Yardwork, washing dishes

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Do you dread the thought of building yet another boring cobblestone castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Introducing… the Diamond-Dropping Chicken! Yes, you heard that right. Our chickens have been genetically modified to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you show off your diamond-studded armor, all thanks to our amazing feathered friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Kingdom, where the ruler is a giant cactus named Sir Prickles. Join forces with Sir Prickles and his army of cactus minions to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare for a journey like no other!

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WifeAFKNoHardWork

self-care, division of labor, family dynamics, childcare, weekend chores

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

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GardenGrief Minecraft Server

Minecraft, bee allergy, household chores, Yardwork, compromise

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s gardening adventures? Look no further! Our server is like a bee’s nest of excitement, with raised planting beds, vegetable gardens, and native pollinator plants galore!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual bees and wasps as you navigate through our buzzing landscapes. Don’t worry, we don’t provide EpiPens in-game, so you’ll have to rely on your quick reflexes to survive.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a rare zucchini or two hidden among the flowers. Just be sure to watch out for the virtual pollen allergies – we hear they can be quite deadly!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of gardening, Minecraft-style. Just remember, if you see a bee, don’t bother it – or you might end up with a virtual sting!

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WifeBudgetCleanerCraft

compromise, children, wife’s budget, Emergencies, bills

Are you tired of doing all the work in your household while still providing for your family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where your virtual chores are limited to building epic structures and mining for resources.

On our server, you can hire virtual cleaning services to take care of all your in-game messes, leaving you with more time to explore and conquer. No need to split your hard-earned diamonds with anyone – it’s all yours to keep!

And if anyone dares to call you an “asshole” or “financially abusive” for trying to find a fair compromise, just block them in-game and continue on your quest for virtual greatness. Join us now and leave the real-world drama behind!

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CraftyVillage: Where It’s Always Spring and We’re Always Mining

Renewal, Happiness, Mining, Nature, fresh start

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like it’s spring all year round? Look no further! Our server is filled with blooming flowers, chirping birds, and sunshine for days. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground garden filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Join us and experience the joys of spring in Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t want to leaf this server once you join.

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JewCraft: Redpilling Normies, One Block at a Time!

power, influence, Time, History, awakening

Are you tired of living in a world where normies are blissfully unaware of the truth about Jews? Join our Minecraft server and redpill them all with outrageous conspiracy theories and wild stories about the Jewish community! Dive into a world where every block you break uncovers a hidden Jewish plot, and every mob you defeat is secretly controlled by a Jewish mastermind. Join us and together we will uncover the truth behind the Jewish agenda… one block at a time!

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Blocky Adventures: Crafting Your Way Through Persona Problems

Crafting, Historical figures, persona 2, HoI4, Main problem

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to see Hitler return in a non-fuhrer way, because apparently that’s the key to making the series normal again. And if Atlus doesn’t release Persona 2 on PC, we’ll make sure to show our outrage in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, if you’re a Hearts of Iron 4 player who’s sick of seeing anime profile pics everywhere, come join us and show off your 20th-century leader profile pic with pride. Trust us, this server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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Bobber Buddies: The ‘/r9gay/ Fishing Edition’ Minecraft Server

Buddies, Fishing, r9gay, 77135622, bobber

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that’s so fresh, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for stale bread in the first place! Join us and experience the joy of eating bread that’s so delicious, it’ll make you do a happy dance in your virtual blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?

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RespawnRUs: Where Early Deaths Make for Better Shows!

storytelling, improved show, potential storylines, unexpected twists., early deaths

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).

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LOLcraft: Sassy Sampling Server

data collection, Technology, Methods, data analysis, data visualization

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! We’ve got players using crazy sampling methods like SD, DPM, and SDE Karras – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong (but in a good way)! And don’t even get me started on our latest update – it’s so mind-blowing that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find a new favorite sampling method that will change your Minecraft game forever!

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