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YnotYoloCraft5000

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and the letter Y! Join us and get ready to stockpile 5000 yaks, yoyos, yellow submarines, and yodeling villagers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Yeti King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of yams! And rumor has it that deep in the mines, you can find a secret portal to the land of Yodas, where you can trade your excess yaks for lightsabers and Jedi training.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the letter Y in all its glory!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Star Shards Collected:	125
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	3440
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Villages Defended:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Potions Brewed:	96
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7398
Dragon Eggs Found:	6044	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dimension Hops:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!

PixelPanties – Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mines Excavated:	2430	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create epic visual novel storylines within the game. Join us for a wild ride as we roleplay as characters from your favorite English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

WienerCraft: Where anime characters use German names and build epic worlds!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ores Mined:	5053
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old English names for everything? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wacky that even the anime and manga characters use German names! That’s right, you’ll be mining with Hans and crafting with Helga in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.

Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!