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  • Elixir Prison: The Ultimate Challenge

    Elixir Prison: The Ultimate Challenge

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    Elixir Prison

    Welcome to Elixir Prison, the coolest place for those who got kicked out of society. It’s a super secure jail that’s also super fun to play in.

    At Elixir Prison, you get to play Minecraft but with a twist – you’re in a high-security prison! You have to move around cells, yards, and tunnels while avoiding all the bad stuff.

    The team at Elixir Prison works hard to keep things fair and safe. They have strict rules and top-notch security to stop cheaters.

    Whether you want to play with friends or take on other players, Elixir Prison has everything you need for a wild time. Come check it out and see what prison life is all about!

    play.elixirprison.us

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MessyCraft Minecraft Server

    MessyCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of Friend A, Friend B, and their furry friends.

    Friend A brings his well-behaved GSD, while Friend B brings his chaotic black lab and border collie. Will the server survive the fur explosion? Will Friend B learn to clean up after his dogs before it’s too late? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between players over who gets to claim the most flower-filled yards as their own. Watch out for surprise attacks from rogue dogs marking their territory on your carefully crafted builds. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, quite literally!

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such a unique blend of chaos, drama, and furry friends all in one place? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ToxicCraft: Lead-Free Zone!

    ToxicCraft: Lead-Free Zone!

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT TELL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.

    SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BoyfriendTracker69

    BoyfriendTracker69

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

    We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

    So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RegretBlockz

    RegretBlockz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

    BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

    QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

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    hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

    u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

    The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

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    Perfectum SMP Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Survival
    Minimum Age 15+
    Plugins Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
    Features Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

    A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

    Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

    A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

    Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

    A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

    Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

    A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

    Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

    A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

    WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

    But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

    So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

    UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

    Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP