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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 646 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS