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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5092 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS