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CraftyCringe

changing behaviors, CraftyCringe, cringeworthy actions, cringeworthy habits, cultural embarrassments, cultural practices, cultural shifts, embarrassing habits, embarrassing rituals, embarrassing trends, evolving norms, future embarrassment, future regrets, future shame, modern embarrassments, outdated behaviors, outdated customs, social faux pas, societal changes, societal evolution, societal norms

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being embarrassed in 50 years because you’ll be too busy laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server!

Imagine this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It’s like a wacky cartoon come to life!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests where you can ride on the back of a giant squid to battle a horde of zombie villagers, or team up with a pack of friendly wolves to take down an army of evil skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe in 50 years, people will be embarrassed they weren’t a part of it sooner!

CraftyCommieKOsPutin

Attack, CASUALTIES, Commander, Conflict, CraftyCommieKOsPutin, deadly, eastern europe, escalation, injured, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Reports, russia ukraine, Russian, Tensions, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Votes:	5066	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where russian commanders get injured in russia but still manage to play minecraft with us. we have ukrainian intelligence reporting on all the crazy battles and attacks happening in our server. join now to witness the chaos and be a part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get injured in russia too!

Test Result Trouble Server

Access, April 2021, Clarity, Communication, confusion, DOCTORS, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, INFORMATION, law, legislation, Medical, patient empowerment, Patients, Recommendations, result.., Server, standard reports, test, test results, Trouble, Understanding, worry

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	102	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can access ur test results before ur doctor even sees them! u can be ahead of the game and confuse urself with all the medical jargon, increasing ur stress levels to the max! who needs doctors when u have minecraft, amirite? scientists recommend our server for the most standard reports…whatever that means. so come on down and join the chaos, cuz who needs logic when u have minecraft!

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, activities, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Easy Progression, Features, Guards, Ip:, non-op, non-p2w, og, PORT, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, Version, Website

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5487

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: What kind of events can players participate in?

A: Players can participate in PvP events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Are there any in-game rewards for fishing?

A: Yes, players can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

Q: Are there any plans to add Guards to the server?

A: Yes, Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Island Explorers Guild 1.20.4

1.20.4, abortion clinics, antidepressants, atheism, Christianity, critical race theory, disability advocates, economics professors, English language, Explorers, gay pride parades, GDP growth, gender affirming surgeries, guild, Immigrants, ISLAND, McDonalds, plastic toys, pornography, queer theory, Rap Music, Stock Markets, Traveling, video games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server where you can introduce McDonald’s, English language, and even gay pride parades to the natives! Show them the wonders of critical race theory and rap music while calling them jealous small dick racists who need medicine. There’s no Sentinelese race, just individuals ready to join your culture. Come and be part of this chaotic adventure!

ToxicCultureMC SMP

country culture, cultural attitudes, cultural behavior, cultural beliefs, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural norms, cultural practices, cultural toxicity, cultural toxicity in communities, cultural toxicity in nations, cultural toxicity in society, cultural toxicity in the world, Cultural traditions, cultural values, harmful culture, negative culture, smp, societal toxicity, toxic culture, ToxicCultureMC

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7961	Runes Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most toxic culture in your country but in a good way! Like, we have players who will literally build giant statues of themselves and demand sacrifices of diamonds every full moon. And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and lava. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin. It’s wild, you gotta join and experience the chaos for yourself! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

BookCrafters

Author, bestseller, Book, BookCrafters, bookstore, bookworm, Characters, classic, Contemporary, favourite book, Fiction, genre, library, literary, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, Plot, reading

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	52724
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is sit around and discuss literature? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we bring your favorite books to life in the most epic way possible. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies with Harry Potter by your side, or building a castle with the help of Gandalf. Who needs a book club when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join now for a literary adventure like no other!

KruglenkoeCraft Minecraft Server

Ambush, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadly, Defeat, Defense, frontline report, Geopolitics, International, Kruglenkoe, KruglenkoeCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, North Korean forces, RETALIATION, russia, Server, SKIRMISH, strategy, Ukrainian trap, WARFARE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? then u gotta join our server, where we have the most intense battles u can imagine.

imagine this: u and ur friends are exploring a mysterious cave when suddenly, u stumble upon a secret portal that transports u to a world where North Korean forces are battling Ukrainian soldiers near Russia’s Kruglenkoe. u gotta choose a side and fight for ur life in this epic showdown.

But wait, there’s more! we have hidden treasures, magical creatures, and even a talking llama who will guide u on ur quest. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. don’t miss out on the action, join now!

KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong

Assassination, BALKANS, Barricades, Conflict, death, eastern europe, ethnic tensions, extremism, international relations, kosovo, KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong, Militia, nationalism, News, paramilitary group, Political unrest, Radicalism, Serbian Chetnik, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build barricades like a Serbian Chetnik in Kosovo! But watch out, because you might end up getting killed in Ukraine like that guy. It’s a wild ride of adventure and danger, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Crafty Dementia Risk Server

Aging population, cognitive decline, Crafty, dementia, dementia development, dementia prevention, dementia risk, education level, health disparities, mental health, neurological disorders, POVERTY, poverty and dementia, poverty consequences, poverty correlation, poverty effects, poverty impact, poverty research, poverty risk, reduced attainment, Risk, risk of dementia, Server, socioeconomic status

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be like, super smart? well, this server is the place for u! join us and u will be so smart u will never forget where u put ur diamonds! plus, if u join, u will be protected from the evil dementia monsters that try to steal ur brain cells. so come on, join us and become the smartest player in all of minecraft!