Players: |
100/100 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: |
1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: |
2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: |
2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
21 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: |
60 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: |
5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
20 |
Titanic Battles Fought: |
26 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: |
3 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.