yankiland – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

UnkillableSpatula Minecraft SMP
Harmless, harmless object, IMPOSSIBLE, indestructible, kill, Minecraft, non lethal, non toxic, non-dangerous, non-deadly, non-fatal, non-hazardous, non-injurious, non-lethal instrument, non-lethal tool, non-lethal weapon, non-violent, OBJECT, safe object, Safety, smp, Unkillable, UnkillableSpatula
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join us if you want to challenge yourself to kill your friends with the most ridiculous objects possible. Forget swords and bows, we’re talking about killing someone with a cooked chicken or a flower pot! The more outrageous the kill, the more respect you’ll earn from your fellow players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unbreakable Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged villagers who believed it could mine through bedrock. Will you be the one to wield its power and uncover its true potential?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

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CraftyCIAmishap
#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence agency, black ops, Central Intelligence Agency, cia, conspiracy theories, controversial history, covert missions, CraftyCIAmishap, Espionage, government cover-ups, government scandals, government secrets, human rights violations, national security, political corruption, shadow government, unethical practices, worst thing
Join our Minecraft server and find out! Rumor has it that the CIA actually created Minecraft as a secret training program for their agents. So if you want to learn top-secret spy techniques while building epic structures and battling creepers, this is the server for you! Plus, we have a hidden underground base where you can uncover government secrets and maybe even find Herobrine himself! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the blocks!

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FrozenEuroMC Server
€1.5B, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic support, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenEuroMC, government decision, International cooperation, international relations, opts out, Politics, releases, sanctions, Server, switzerland, Ukraine
lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, even the EU is releasing frozen assets to it? well, this server is so lit that even Switzerland is like “nah, we out”. Join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off creepers with diamond swords made out of pure swag. Build your own empire and rule over peasants who will worship you like a Minecraft god. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

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OlympicSaboteurCraft
arrest, CounterTerrorism, covert activities, Espionage, FEARS, foreign agents, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, national security, olympics, OlympicSaboteurCraft, political tensions, russia, Russian Spy, sabotage attacks, security concerns, sochi, undercover operation, winter games
so, like, u know how there’s this server that’s, like, super lit and stuff? well, u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this russian spy who got arrested and now everyone’s, like, freaking out about more sabotage attacks at the olympics. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got, like, super secret spy missions where u gotta, like, save the world from evil masterminds and stuff. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t even believe it. plus, we got, like, epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the russian spies take over the world or something. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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KnockKnockNoMore
anxiety, Behavior, creepy, discomfort, Door, Etiquette, fear, Habit, Knocking, KnockKnockNoMore, Nervous, odd, PARANOIA, Phobia, Repetition, ritual, social norms, strange, superstition, three times, unsettling
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.
also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.
and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.
so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

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BrainyBlockz
adjustment, Athletic, athletic abilities, brain structure, Brains, BrainyBlockz, Cognitive, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive processing, Development, Differences, learning abilities, motor skills, neurological differences, neuroscience, physical activity, quick learners, study, treadmill, walking cadence
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?
join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

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Pixelmon Ultron
Pixelmon
Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!
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BasedPoland Minecraft Server
activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server
Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

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MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash
cougars, MilfCraft, SMASH, smp, youd
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!
Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

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ZillaCraft Minecraft Server
blended family, bridezilla, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, half siblings, Minecraft, Server, sibling dynamics, step-family, strained relationships, wedding invite, wedding planning, ZillaCraft
Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!
Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!
Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!
So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!

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