Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, build your own castle out of rainbow-colored blocks, and ride on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course. And that’s just the beginning!
Our community is filled with eccentric players who love to prank each other, so be prepared for surprise attacks from exploding sheep and hidden traps that will make you question your sanity.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.
Imagine a world where you can purchase a pixelated mansion with your hard-earned diamonds and not have to worry about sharing the title with anyone else. But beware, rumors spread fast in our server, just like how your fiancée’s friend warned her about protecting assets in real life.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim your virtual territory before marriage, just like our player who wants to secure his Minecraft house before tying the knot. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar dilemma and seek advice from our virtual community on how to handle this sensitive situation without hurting anyone’s feelings.
Join us now and embark on a journey filled with outrageous decisions, insane stories, and pixelated drama!
so, there was this dude who got stamped on by a Greater Manchester Police officer, right? and get this, he’s actually related to someone on the force! crazy, right? but don’t worry, we promise there’s no police brutality on our server. just good ol’ fashioned minecraft fun!
join our server and escape the drama of real life. build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get crafting!
Join us and you’ll be dodging viruses left and right while building the craziest structures you can imagine. Who needs vaccines when you got a diamond sword to protect you, am I right?
So come on down to our server and show that virus who’s boss. Let’s see if it can handle the epic battles and insane adventures we got in store. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!
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What is The Ranch SMP?The Ranch SMP is an 18+ (SFW) Economy RPG server, made by furries, for furries! Our community aims to expand on the vanilla mechanics of minecraft by providing an environment that rewards players for their time and effort in our community. Our curated list of plugins aims to enhance the quality of life on the server, and strives to add new features for players to learn, explore, and expand upon.
What is The Ranch’s playstyle like?Our server has a main focus on RPG elements from MCMMO, and compliments it with a competitive based economy to encourage players to collaborate and work together to form a functioning society! We use playtime based ranks, which as you level up will increase your claim size, backpack size, home count, max job limit, and other unique abilities per rank! You should expect a semi-vanilla experience mechanic wise, with a few plugins changing things up for a little added spice.
How long has the server been open?After several iterations over the past years, an official relaunch is here to stay! A big thanks to all of our beta testers who stayed active and helped find / solve all the quirks of our early community days.
Are you looking for staff?We’re always looking to expand our staff team, and would love to adopt some active, knowledgeable players from our community into the team!
What kind of events are we talking about here?There is a loose lore planned for the server which will come with custom ranks and items rewarded to players who choose to participate. We always have holiday events running, and occasionally host build contests as well!
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Join us on Settlers of Kalguur, where the land is filled with wacky creatures and unexpected challenges. Our Patch Notes are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on PoE 2 – our closed beta is coming soon, and it’s going to blow your mind!
We’ve compiled all the links, tools, and utilities you’ll need to navigate our crazy server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!
Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!
