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Touhai Ura Rate Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the subs for episode 2 may have died fast, but they made it to nyaa so it wasn’t all in vain! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate through the world of Minecraft.

Our subs for episode 3 are available at a top-secret location (https://files.catbox.moe/0frok7.ass) and were stolen from Chinese subs because we like to live life on the edge. Special thanks to the one dude who actually watched episode 2 and called out the crap subs in the nyaa comment section – we fixed the mistakes and made it even more ridiculous (https://files.catbox.moe/fp7g85.ass).

And let’s talk about the guys in this anime – 5 yakuman tenpai in one hanchan? Without cheating? What in the world is going on here? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself, because normal is boring and we like to keep things interesting. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through Minecraft together!

VtuberCraft – Minecraft Server

3D mahjong, chuuren, Jong, jong chuubas, jong streams, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, kokushi, League, mahjong, Minecraft, MJG, riichi, Server, suuankou, tenhou, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, Vtuber, VtuberCraft, WWYD book, yakuman

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	48
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2317

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just play regular Minecraft, we play mahjong in 3D edition! Why settle for building blocks when you can be mastering the art of jong?

Join us and witness the most intense jong matches you’ve ever seen. We have recent jong streams that will blow your mind and jong chuubas that are a work in progress (but totally worth it).

But that’s not all! Our server has its own league where you can show off your skills and push for that yakuman. And don’t forget about Kaavi’s fortune – embrace the karmic blessings and show them who’s boss with your chuuren or suuankou tanki.

They may have laughed at you for riichi’ing that kokushi, but they won’t be laughing when you dominate the game with your tenhou skills. Join us and be a part of the pure /jong/ community where the blood of /mjg/ flows as a tainted river (in the best way possible).

So what are you waiting for? Forget about regular Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild ride of mahjong madness. Previous players have had their minds blown – don’t miss out on the fun!

GoneGrieferGone Minecraft SMP

GoneGrieferGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	1979	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7145
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and even a love story that will make you say, “I miss him already.”

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players engaged in a heated debate over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama war breaking out. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no llamas were harmed in the making of this chaos.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a poultry army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in fear. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the virtual realm with an army of clucking soldiers at your command.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, comedy, and camaraderie? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

ChangeIsGood Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

When I accidentally flooded my entire base with lava because I thought it would make a cool lava waterfall feature. Let’s just say my house was lit…literally. But hey, that’s just one of the many wild adventures you can expect on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even accidentally blow up your best friend’s prized diamond collection. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the chaos and join our wacky world of blocky shenanigans!

GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	8981
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft like cows mooing and chickens clucking? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sounds you’ll hear are farting creepers, burping zombies, and singing skeletons! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a truly unforgettable auditory experience – if you dare!

BlockyBrits: No Go Zone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1453	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!

SpongepocalypseNZ

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Emeralds Found:	8363
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!

CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	104	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Potions Brewed:	169	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	5286	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Animals Bred:	62	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!