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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7107 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords!
Once you’ve conquered the Golden Potato quest, you can join our annual “Build-a-Banana” competition where players compete to build the most outrageous banana-themed structure. The winner gets a pet llama named Sir Llama-lot who will follow them around and spit on their enemies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Disco Sheep who will dance for you whenever you play a funky tune on your jukebox. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground club where all the mobs go to party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!