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Yagoo’s Pissed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is so intense, even Yagoo himself is losing his mind trying to keep up with it all.

Picture this: a server where alliances are constantly shifting, backstabbing is the norm, and the chat is filled with more tea than a high school gossip session. Yagoo is probably pulling his hair out right now trying to make sense of all the chaos.

But hey, who needs order when you can have chaos, am I right? So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe even make Yagoo question his life choices), then come join us! Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life.

Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Animals Bred:	79
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

“SHOOT YA GOO”, “SHOOT YAGOO”, accent, Communication, confusion, Conversation, dialect, dialogue, funny, humor, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, phonetics, Practice, pronunciation, smp, Speech, Target, Words, Yagoos

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Villages Defended:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

Yagoo’s Quest for Epic Gamers: A Minecraft Adventure

Adaptability, Adventure, Career Growth, Communication, company culture, Epic, Experience, Gamers, Hiring, human Resources, interview, job fit, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, new talent, Passion, problem solving, qualifications, Quest, Recruitment, selection process., Skills, team player, Yagoo, Yagoos

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459

Yagoo is on the hunt for Minecraft players who can build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and can tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot. If you think you have what it takes to impress Yagoo and join his elite squad of block-building warriors, then this server is the place for you! Join now and show off your skills in epic battles against giant creepers and zombie pigmen. Who knows, you might even catch Yagoo’s eye and become his right-hand player in the quest to conquer the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the blocky adventures begin!

Cubecraft Exodus: 1M Gone in 2 Years!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Votes:	8405	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got so much cool stuff happening, you won’t even believe it. like, we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and the best part is, you can trade with them for super rare items that will blow your mind.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant volcano that erupts every hour on the hour? it’s like a fireworks show, but with lava. so epic, dude.

plus, we have this crazy quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes invincible and can ride a flying pig into battle. sounds legit, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a server. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of having too much fun. in that case, maybe stay away.

BrainCraft: ADHD vs ASD

adhd, ASD, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Autism Spectrum Disorder, brain activity, brain development, brain function, brain imaging, brain patterns, brain research, braincraft, cognitive differences, cognitive function, distinct conditions, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, neurological conditions, neurological differences, unique differences

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Animals Bred:	104	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the brain activity patterns are, like, so unique and stuff. like, adhd and asd are, like, totally different, but also kinda similar, ya know? but, like, the brain function is, like, way more significant on this server.

so, like, if you wanna experience some, like, crazy brain activity patterns and, like, be part of a totally distinct condition, then, like, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, so wild and insane, you won’t even believe it.

come join the fun and, like, experience the most unique brain activity patterns in minecraft history. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad.

🌎 The Island of Endless Laughs – 1.20.4 Java SMP for adults. Join us for a Vanilla adventure! LGBTQ+ love only!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Java Minecraft
Age Restriction	18+
Server Location	East US coast
Player Run Projects	Yes
Events	Weekly contests and events
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

What makes Infinity Isles stand out?

Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla server for 18+ players with a tightly knit community, player-run projects, events, active Discord, and more!

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a mature player base. Applications are carefully reviewed before acceptance.

Are there donation perks?

Yes, there are donation perks, but they are strictly non-Pay-To-Win. Proceeds go towards server improvements.

Can I join player-run projects?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to contribute to developing the server’s appearance through building and material gathering.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not tolerated on Infinity Isles. Any damage caused by griefers is swiftly rolled back and repaired.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Emeralds Found:	3553	Players Killed by Monsters:	9187
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of getting arrested for spreading Nazi propaganda in your country? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spread all the Nazi propaganda you want without any consequences! Our server is a safe haven for all your controversial beliefs and ideas. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the authorities and plan your next propaganda campaign. Join now and let your inner Nazi shine in our virtual world!

Niece’s Grim Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Divine Spears Created:	12	Emeralds Found:	2594
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly cheating death in the most hilarious ways possible.

Our server is so wild that even my niece keeps telling me about people dying that are close to her. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! From falling into lava pits to getting blown up by creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Just be sure to have a bucket of water handy to put out those fiery mishaps!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your relationship skills? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate challenge of balancing your in-game adventures with real-life drama.

Picture this: you’re building a magnificent castle in Minecraft, when suddenly your in-game girlfriend asks for help taking care of her friend’s virtual baby. Will you prioritize your sleep over her needs, or will you choose to stay by her side and face the consequences?

With outrageous scenarios like this, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your decision-making skills. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments!

GrannyGoneWild: DealWithIt

Boundaries, Break, Burnout, caregiving, Communication, Conflict, DealWithIt, Decision making, Expectations, family, GrannyGoneWild, Guilt, holiday, mental health, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, selfish, Support, travel

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands just like in this crazy story!

Imagine a server where you have to care for virtual grandparents while your siblings jet off on virtual holidays, leaving you to do all the work. Will you snap and book a month-long virtual trip across the US, only to be called selfish by your virtual family? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped by your virtual Nan and siblings for wanting a well-deserved break. Will you cancel your virtual trip or stand your ground and take that month-long vacation? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a virtual adventure filled with family feuds, emotional breakdowns, and outrageous demands. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

NoDateMinecraftServer

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6282	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of dating people who don’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly crafted pixelated castle? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is filled with players who understand the importance of building a solid foundation, both in relationships and in-game structures.

Join us if you never want to date someone who doesn’t understand the thrill of finding diamonds in a virtual cave or who doesn’t appreciate the artistry of a well-designed redstone contraption. Our players are all about that blocky life and will never let you down when it comes to supporting your pixelated dreams.

So if you’re looking for a partner who shares your love for all things Minecraft, join our server today and start building a love that’s as strong as obsidian (but hopefully not as hard to break).

MemecraftMemorized

brain exercise, brain teaser, cognitive recall, Irrelevant, long term memory, MemecraftMemorized, Memorized, Memory, memory game, mental retention, Pointless, Random, Recollection, trivia night, trivial, trivial pursuit, unimportant, useless, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mines Excavated:	1460	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of remembering useless things like your ex’s phone number or the lyrics to a song you hate? Well, join our Minecraft server and put that brain power to good use! Our server is so wacky and wild that you’ll forget all about those pointless memories. Plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant chicken with a diamond sword! So come on, join us and say goodbye to useless memories forever!

BangladeshMayhem Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR FOLKS IN BANGLADESH! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN TV NEWS WENT OFF AIR TO COVER IT! WE EVEN STORMED A JAIL IN THE GAME, THAT’S HOW CRAZY WE ARE! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU END UP IN A VIRTUAL JAIL LIKE THOSE BANGLADESHI FOLKS, HAHAHA!