Yacht MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBlingLand

top-tier wines, custom furniture, custom shoes, luxury handbags, exclusive memberships

If money weren’t an issue, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity)!

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YachtSuffoCraft

deaths, Suffocated, two people, tragic accident, investigation

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN MIKE LYNCH’S YACHT CAN’T HANDLE IT! TWO DUDES WENT INTO THE CABIN TO ESCAPE THE MADNESS, BUT THEY COULDN’T HANDLE THE FUN AND SUFFOCATED! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! WHO NEEDS OXYGEN WHEN YOU HAVE BLOCKS TO MINE AND CREEPERS TO DODGE?! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrSuffocate

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CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

ashamed, worthless losers, psyop, work harder, Minecraft

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

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CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

CraftyFacts, Server, UNFAIR, economic inequality, income inequality

Tired of being stuck in the rat race while some rich dude lounges on his yacht? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of becoming a billionaire!

Join our server and start mining those diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs to work a 9-5 job when you can be rolling in virtual riches on our server?

Forget about your real-life struggles and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire and show that billionaire who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living the high life in Minecraft!

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YachtCraft: Where boats aren’t the only thing that’s lit!

mclaren, arent, expensive, status symbol, Jealousy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where apparently Riku has traded in his diamond sword for a McClaren! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even fictional characters are upgrading their rides. Imagine cruising around in style while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to bust a move with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of unicorn wolves. That’s right, wolves with magical horns protecting our land from any griefers or trolls.

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with luxury cars, dance parties, and mythical creatures. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server!

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ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

Shine, Mr, goldstein, RETIREMENT PLANS, Laughter

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

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Serverggop Minecraft server

Serverggop, Minecraft, Mysticity, Server

THERE IS MYSTICITY HERE

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Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

mass effect, fan expectations, cyberpunk 2077, bioware, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

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MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

social media outrage, Hes, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, internet culture

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

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Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

Minecraft, garden of eden, Doc, Moabite, documentary suggestions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

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