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RedditHatesILove Minecraft SMP

controversial, different perspective, disagreement, DIVISIVE, enjoyment, Fandom, Favorite, guilty pleasure, hate, Individuality, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Niche, nonconformist, Passion, personal preference, reddit, RedditHatesILove, smp, Unconventional, Unique, unpopular opinion

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! And another time, someone accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, the coolest ever. They once had a dance-off with a group of skeletons and won by doing the floss dance! And get this, every Friday night they host a massive fireworks show where they spell out “JOIN THIS SERVER” in the sky with different colored fireworks. It’s like, so lit!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join this server! Reddit may hate it, but who cares what they think? This place is where the real fun is at! Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🚀

CraftyCashGrabz

budgeting mistakes, consumer culture, CraftyCashGrabz, financial decisions, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial regrets, frivolous spending, impulsive purchases, Luxury items, materialistic society, mindful spending, money management, money mindset, overspending, personal finance, saving money, unnecessary expenses, Waste of Money

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3237	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3767	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless stuff in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about wasting money again! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time! Plus, our enchanted villagers sell the most ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted armor for your pet chicken and golden toilets for your Minecraft mansion. Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

ayatollah, foreign policy, Generals, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear program, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran-Saudi Arabia relations, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, nuclear capabilities, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, strategic defense

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

so, like, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server where u can, like, blow stuff up with nuclear weapons? well guess what, this server has it all! join us and help the iranian generals get their hands on some nukes so they can take over the world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos! nuclear weapons in minecraft, what could possibly go wrong? join now and be part of the madness!

PowerPlayCraft

Baltic nations, Baltic states, electricity, energy diversification, energy independence, energy infrastructure, energy policy, energy security, Estonia, European energy market, european union, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, LATVIA, Lithuania, national security, political tensions, power grid, PowerPlayCraft, russia, Russian power grid

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Votes:	5201
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this wild server where the Baltic nations disconnect from the Russian power grid just to avoid getting their power used as a weapon? like, what even is that madness?! but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world where countries are literally fighting over power grids. build your own power grid, make alliances with other players to protect it, or go rogue and try to take over everyone else’s power. it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, but hey, that’s what makes it so dang exciting!

plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. but be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid zombie pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. are you brave enough to take them on?

so what are you waiting for, come join us on this insane server where anything can happen. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally bring peace to the Baltic nations and end this power grid war once and for all. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a creeper. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, MysticCraft, Realms

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a regular day on our server!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get weird together!

NoShaveNoPlayMC

body hair, body image, Boundaries, boyfriend problems, Communication, compromise, couple dynamics, Expectations, hygiene, Intimacy, NoShaveNoPlayMC, personal grooming, Personal preferences, phobias, Physical attraction, Preferences, relationship issues, self-care, shaving, shaving habits, waxing

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Falling into the Void:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with unshaven boyfriends who think they can let themselves go once you’re in a relationship? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee all players must be cleanly shaven at all times! No exceptions! Join us for a smooth gaming experience where loose hairs are banned and only the most spotless players are welcome. Don’t let your phobias get in the way of your fun, join us now for a hair-free adventure like no other!

CaveCraft: Stone Age Shenanigans

age, ancient civilizations, ancient history, ancient technology, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Artifacts, Cavecraft, Caves, cognitive behavior, cognitive development., cultural practices, Engraved, geometric patterns, historical evidence, human evolution, levant, prehistoric humans, research, Shenanigans, STONE, stone age, symbolic behavior, symbolic communication.

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magic Items Found:	2063	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT STONE AGE ARTIFACTS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO BRRR! WE FOUND SOME CRAZY STUFF IN CAVES LIKE ENGRAVED GEOMETRIC PATTERNS THAT WILL MAKE U QUESTION REALITY. COME JOIN US AND UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE PAST WHILE BUILDING EPIC CREATIONS IN THE PRESENT. PLUS, WE GOT DINOSAURS RUNNING AROUND THAT U CAN TAME AND RIDE INTO BATTLE. YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chuuba’s Seaside Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Christ, chuuba’s stream, Chuubas, Closeups, Conversations, cunny, DM access, female chuuba, give 5 bucks, GOD, hang out, Preferential treatment, push, route, SEA female chuuba, Seaside, sex tourism, sex tourism route, Stream, VT

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Runes Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft server and become a god like the 2nd coming of Christ! Give us 5 bucks and receive preferential treatment like never before. Get exclusive DM access and initiate conversations with our admins. Who knows, you might even get closeups of our virtual cunny if you push a little bit more. Why haven’t you taken this outrageous route yet? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

CraftyCreeperCops

Argument, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, CraftyCreeperCops, emotional, family, Financial, LEAVING, Marriage, newborn, overreacted, ownership, parents’ house, Police, relationship, sleep deprivation, stress, Support

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crops Grown:	3242	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	128
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about C-sections or unsupportive husbands. Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have fun without any of the real-life drama.

Plus, we have a special “No Drama Zone” where players can escape to when things get too intense. Trust us, you won’t find a server with more drama-free zones than ours!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends to build with along the way. Join now and leave the real world behind!

CreeperCounselorCraft

Awareness, counseling, CreeperCounselorCraft, education, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness campaign, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, self-care, society, stigma, Support, Therapy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server where we have therapists on standby to help you with your mental health while you build your dream castle!

Our server is so therapeutic, even the creepers have learned to express their feelings through interpretive dance. Plus, our virtual group therapy sessions are so effective, even the Ender Dragon has stopped attacking players out of sheer emotional growth.

So come join us and let your worries melt away as you craft, build, and heal in the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!