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BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dimension Hops:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Villages Defended:	8

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	7	Enchantments Applied:	198
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Towns Built:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3497

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Potions Brewed:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!