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NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

Anon, athlete, Game, hottest girl, long tail tags, madness, Minecraft, ncaa, NCAA Athlete Game, random school, Roster, smp, Sport, swim, tags, usc

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take school rivalries to a whole new level! Join us for some epic PvP battles and crazy building competitions inspired by the hottest girls on the USC Swim team.

Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.

But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.

So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

advice, alcohol, anxiety, assault, AssGrabCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, pot stirring, reunion, shame, Sis, sister, Support, touchy feely, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mines Excavated:	2442	New Chunks Explored:	107653
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4271	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	7098
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	158
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

PokeCraft: Ideological Madness

Behavior, dark triad, divisive tactics, ideological, ideological poking, Link, madness, messages, offend, offensive behavior, personality traits, pokecraft, polarization, Political Climate, political opponents, political tensions, products, psychopathy, public display, research, US

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Items Found:	4090	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we poke fun at political tensions by building giant statues of politicians doing ridiculous things! we have a special event where players can throw virtual pies at each other while screaming their favorite political slogans! be part of the chaos and show off your inner psychopath by joining us today! it’s like therapy, but with explosions and pixelated pigs!

Titan Remade

changes, classic, cosmetic, donor features, even, gameplay, Items, Minecraft, no benefit, pay to win, Prison, prison server, PvP, remake, Server, Titan Remade, TitanMC

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	126	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Titan Remade is a remake of the classic prison server TitanMc, with a few changes. Mainly, we don’t support Pay To Win game mechanics around here. All items are obtained evenly through gameplay. If I ever do add any donor features they will have 0 benefit to gameplay and be completely cosmetic.

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LilBigCraft Minecraft Server

90s gaming, Adventure, BROWN, character design, classic, cult classic, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, lba, LBA2, LilBigCraft, Little Big Adventure, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remake, remake announcement, remake news, retro gaming, Server, Twinsen, Twinsen brown, video game

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a world where Little Big Adventure meets Minecraft? Well, this server is the place to be! We’ve got Twinsen looking fly in his new brown outfit, ready to take on all the challenges that come his way.

Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and maybe even a dance-off with the Groboclones. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server? Plus, rumor has it that the magic ball has been replaced with a diamond pickaxe – talk about an upgrade!

So why wait? Come join us on this wild ride and let’s see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero of this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Let’s do this, gamers!

Minecraft SMP: BritsInBlocks

british animals, British countryside, british culture, british dogs, British heritage, british pets, british terriers, British traditions, british wildlife, BritsInBlocks, canine companions, dog behavior, Dog Breeds, dog care, dog enthusiasts, dog grooming, dog health, dog lovers, dog ownership, dog training, english dogs, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Potions Brewed:	51	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pets you can have are cats and wolves? Well, do we have the server for you – introducing the dog edition SMP!

Join our wacky world where every player starts off with their very own pack of 100 dogs. That’s right, 100 dogs! Watch as they follow you around, wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers, and even help you mine for diamonds (they’re trained like that, don’t question it).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Dog King, a giant corgi who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a dog yourself. Woof woof, baby!

So come on down to the dog edition SMP and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be sure to bring plenty of bones and treats – you’re gonna need ’em!

NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP

BIZARRE, crazy, eXtraordinary, INSANE, new york city, NYC, NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1351	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11

Oh, honey, you haven’t seen crazy until you’ve joined our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got villagers riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha, and chickens leading rebellions against the sheep. Our server is basically a virtual circus on steroids. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of insanity, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockbusterTV

10/10, all-time favorite TV series, best tv series, binge-worthy TV Series, BlockbusterTV, favorite TV Series, highly recommended TV series, must-watch TV Series, top rated TV series, TV series, TV series analysis, TV series critique, TV series list, TV series ranking, TV series rating, TV series recommendations, TV series review, TV series suggestions, TV series to watch, TV series worth watching, TV show recommendation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6097
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the final season of Game of Thrones? Look no further, because our server is the true MVP of TV series! We’ve got more drama than Grey’s Anatomy, more action than The Walking Dead, and more twists than Riverdale (seriously, who saw that Gargoyle King reveal coming?). Join us and experience the ultimate TV show-inspired adventure, where you can build your own Westeros, fight off hordes of zombies, and uncover the mysteries of a small town with way too many secrets. Trust us, this server is a solid 10/10 on the TV series scale!