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Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Votes:	2487	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BlockyBootyBumpers

annoyance, BlockyBootyBumpers, crowded seating, leaning back, leg space, movie etiquette, movie night, movie theater annoyance, movie theater behavior, movie theater boundaries, movie theater courtesy, movie theater discomfort, movie theater experience, movie theater frustration, movie theater manners, movie theater pet peeves, movie theater seating, movie theatre, personal space, seat etiquette, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4730
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

10. Decision making, 11. Independence, 12. Communication skills, 13. Conflict resolution, 14. Critical thinking, 15. Stress management, 16. Problem solving, 17. Relationship dynamics, 18. Mental health awareness, 19. Resilience, 2. Life skills, 20. Coping mechanisms., 3. Adulting, 4. Real world challenges, 5. Personal finance, 6. Career choices, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. Time management, 9. Self-care, Chaos, Crafting, Failures, Parental, parental guidance

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7174	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Farms Harvested:	194
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

SkelePetra’s Treasury

Ancient civilization, ancient history, ancient remains, archaeological dig, archaeological discovery, archaeological find, archaeological site, burial site, Excavation, Historical Mystery, historical preservation, historical site, human remains, Jordan, Mystery, Petra, SkelePetras, Skeletons, Tomb, Treasury, underground burial

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Towns Built:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a tomb filled with a dozen skeletons found underneath the Treasury in Petra! Like, who even knew Petra had a Treasury, amirite? But wait, there’s more! These skeletons ain’t just any old boring skeletons, nah, they be party skeletons ready to dance the night away! Join da server and boogie down with these bony bois, it’s gonna be lit! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure in dat tomb, so get ready to get rich while jamming with some spooky skellies. Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s get this skeleton party started!

Regenos

Businesses, Church, Economy, Empire, Faction, Groups, in-depth, Lore, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Nations, new, playstyles, PvP, Regenos, Religions, REWARD, Roleplay, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Regenos is a brand new lore and worldbuilding server focused on creating an in-depth world filled with towns, nations, religions, businesses and much more! Want to create a town? Build an Empire peacefully or aggressively? Convert the masses to your church? Make the most money possible?

All of this is achievable on Regenos, unlike other worldbuilding servers which allow faction and PvP groups to dominate the server, Regenos is committed to ensuring that all playstyles have just as much reward as war-based players. Take the first step in creating a Minecraft Empire today!

regenos.dedimc.io

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, Cases, Jobs, Magic, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Variety

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

nice.bestixworld.ru

FrontierSMP: Where the cows giddyup, the chickens cha-cha, and creepers do the macarena! Event today!

armor, boat racing, Bosses, chacha, Challenging, chickens, course, Cows, CREEPERS, crossplay, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, Event, Features, FrontierSMP, giddyup, Macarena, Mining, mobs, participants, Rail, Rewards, Shop, smp, Today, Tools, Vanilla, Version, Wiki

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Items Found:	4343
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	670

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a community-driven Survival Minecraft server that offers challenging gameplay while building a strong community. The server features custom terrain, challenging mobs and bosses, customizable spawn areas, and a focus on exploration and community interaction.

Event:

Join our Boat Racing event today at 8:00PM EST for a chance to win big rewards!

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ:

Q: Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

Q: Are there custom structures and loot in the game?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we do not promote pay-to-win features on the server.

Q: How often are new features added to the server?

A: We are constantly updating the server with new features and improvements to provide a satisfying experience for our players.

Maria’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	279
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

UberCraft: No Random Homes

aita, babe, CAR, crazy, different state, DRIVE, financial issues, financial problems, hanging out, home, Homes, likes me, Mall, Manager, never met, Promoted, Random, random guy, Uber, UberCraft, wants to be with me

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magic Items Found:	6466
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	1532	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!