XYLOBONE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBullyZoneMC

accusations, bully, bullying, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Disappointment, exclusion, family, favoritism, inclusion, Interacting, Nephews, nieces, NoBullyZoneMC, Playing, Protection, School, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, teachers

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	75
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ores Mined:	4952
Animals Bred:	76	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	New Chunks Explored:	379954
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8876
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5843	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1662
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!