DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DumbestMC, dumbfounded, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, quotes, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, smp, stupid, Unintelligent

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

HateCrafters United

abhor, ANNOYING, antipathy, aversion, bothersome, despise, detest, disdain, dislike, frustrating, Guilty, guilty pleasure, hate, HateCrafters, irrational, loathe, pet peeve, repugnant, Repulsive, revulsion, shouldnt, United

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Void Armor Forged:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

WordTaxCraft

Accountability, Awareness, Communication, consequences, Conversation, cost, dialogue, Expression, Financial, Language, linguistics, mindfulness, self-control, speaking, speaking habits, Speech, Value, VERBAL, word economy, Words, WordTaxCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where words cost money!!!! imagine having to pay for every single word you say, you’d be broke in no time!!! but don’t worry, on our server, you can say as many words as you want without worrying about going broke because it’s alllllll freeeeeeee!!!!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off giant chickens with laser eyes or building a house out of rainbow cheese!!! and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!!!

plus, we have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns and talking trees who are always there to help you out when you get lost or need a pick-me-up after a long day of mining. so come on down to our server and join the fun!!! who needs real life when you can have all this insanity in minecraft?????

AUGHHHHHH…just kidding, it’s actually a fun SMP server! 1.21 Whitelist Vanilla

AUGHHHHHH…just, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Hungergames, Kidding, KitPvP, Maze, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Crops Grown:	2540	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Rules	No griefing, no hacks/duping
Server Type	Survival
Discord Link	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, all are welcome to join and play
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build wherever you’d like
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP is allowed but please respect other players
How often is the server reset?	We do not have a regular reset schedule, but updates will be announced on Discord

IrrelevantCraft Minecraft Server

classism, disadvantaged, discrimination, economic disparity, exclusion, financial hardship, geographic privilege, INEQUALITY, Irrelevant, IrrelevantCraft, marginalized communities, Minecraft, POVERTY, regional discrimination, Server, social inequality, social injustice, societal divides, socioeconomic status, UNDERSERVED, underserved communities, urban vs rural, wealth gap

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragons Tamed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	128737
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! If you live outside this area, you are basically a peasant and we don’t associate with peasants. Only the elite players are allowed to join our server because we have diamond-encrusted blocks and a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties with creepers.

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.

So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!

DragonQueenDanaerysMC SMP

Azor Ahai prophecy, Character development, Danaerys, Defeat, DragonQueenDanaerysMC, fan theories, FANTASY, game of thrones, jon snow, Mad Dany, night king, plot twist, Prophecy, rationale, redemption arc, smp, snapping, threat, Turn, TV series, White Walker

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	105	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchantments Applied:	258
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Imagine a world where Danaerys Targaryen gets turned into a White Walker by the night king. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness the epic battle between Jon Snow and the White Walker version of Dany. Will Jon fulfill the Azor Ahai prophecy and save the realm? You’ll have to join to find out!

But that’s not all – we have insane stories and plot twists happening every day. From dragons randomly spawning in the sky to giant creepers attacking players, you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DriveOrDieCraft

BMW 330, Car Enthusiast, car maintenance, comfortable, DriveOrDieCraft, early 2000s, economical, family dynamics, family hauler, family needs, favorite generation, finances, heavy influence, inexperienced driver, long commute, Marriage, practical, real say, Reliable, Sedan, small SUV

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where you can drive virtual cars without your wife telling you what to do! No more arguments about practicality and comfort, just pure fun and excitement.

Imagine cruising around in a virtual BMW 330 from the early 2000s, without a care in the world. No need to worry about maintenance or passing it on to inexperienced drivers, because in this world, anything is possible!

So come join us and leave all your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a small SUV when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Say goodbye to complaints and mocking, and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. See you there!

BabyCraft: Adding to the Fam!

ADDING, adding to family, baby bump, baby news, baby on the way, BabyCraft, Conception, EXPECTING, fam, Family Planning, fertility, growing family, maternity, mother-to-be, Motherhood, new addition, parenthood, plus signs, positive result, Pregnancy, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy tests, two lines

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Farms Harvested:	520
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5480	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ like a pregnancy test with a plus sign! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!

First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?

Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.

And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Alacity: Where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have no rules! Come play on our semi-vanilla server!

alacity, Anarchy, Chaos, Connect, Cracked, Discord, home, Ip:, Minecraft, No admin interference, no rules experience, Play, powerful machine, quality of life, REIGNS, rule, rules, Semivanilla, Server, Tpa, Vanilla, Website, World Resets

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	64	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

🔥 The fastest growing anarchy server of 2024! 🔥

Alacity is a semi-vanilla, cracked anarchy server. We don’t use anything that takes away from the vanilla experience.

We also allow the use of “cracked”, non official clients, so you do not need to own a copy of Minecraft to join in. No admin interference or world resets at all.

Server runs on a very powerful machine. It’s a very classic “no rules” experience, with the added quality of life of /home and /tpa.

The ip to connect is: alacity.net

Visit our website: https://alacity.net

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/qYGCTFNCjN

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there any admin interference on the server?	No, there is no admin interference on the server.
Are there any world resets?	No, there are no world resets on the server.
Can I use a cracked client to join?	Yes, you can use a cracked, non-official client to join the server.
What are the added quality of life features?	/home and /tpa commands are available for added convenience.

MineGuiltyGearServer

Approved mods, arc world tour 2024, Balance patch, dev backyard, dlc, EMEA, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, Frame Data Display, FT10, GGG, Glicko-2 ratings, guilty gear, lobbies, MineGuiltyGearServer, NA, patch 1.38, potato mod, r/, replay uploaders, Resources, season 4 teaser trailer, slayer, Soundtracks, team of 3 feedback survey, Training, upcoming tournaments, XRD

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is about to host the craziest tournaments you’ve ever seen! We’re talking about battles so epic, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got events coming up that will make your diamond armor sparkle with excitement. And don’t even get us started on our Team of 3 Feedback Survey – because your opinion matters more to us than finding diamonds in a cave.

And if you’re looking for resources, we’ve got ’em all. From frame data to fighting game glossaries, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition. Plus, we’ve got replay uploaders so you can show off your epic wins to all your friends.

Oh, and did we mention our approved mods? We’ve got a Potato Mod that will make your spuds jealous, and a Frame Data Display that will have you calculating combos faster than you can say “Creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s rock and roll like never before! Just remember to announce your platform and region when making lobbies – we don’t want any Endermen crashing the party. Let’s slash our way to victory! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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