🍆💦XVII Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

Re Zero Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of respawning in the same boring world over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the Re Zero of gaming! Imagine respawning in a world where you can’t die, but instead, you just keep respawning in different timelines with new adventures and challenges waiting for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly respawning and trying to survive in a world filled with crazy mobs, epic quests, and mind-bending puzzles. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to immortality while you’re at it!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you saying “I love to see it” just like they do in Japan!

Village Troublemaker Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching boring old VTubers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more chaos and entertainment than you could ever imagine!

Join us if you’d rather KYS than watch the VTuber who is always getting stuck in blocks and accidentally setting their house on fire (we won’t name names, but here’s a pic for reference).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who flies around the server causing mischief and stealing everyone’s diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face this mythical creature and reclaim your precious loot?

So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of rage quitting. Who needs boring old VTubers when you can have all this excitement in one Minecraft server?

BirthdayBlunder Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your spouse not understanding your birthday wishes? Do you want to avoid surprise trips to NYC when all you wanted was a small family dinner? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we celebrate birthdays in the most outrageous ways possible!

Instead of surprise trips, we’ll surprise you with epic in-game parties, fireworks, and virtual cake that never runs out! Say goodbye to unwanted gifts and hello to a community that truly understands your birthday desires.

Join now and let us show you how birthdays should be celebrated – in a way that actually makes you happy! Who needs a trip to NYC when you can have a virtual birthday bash with us? Don’t miss out on the craziest birthday celebrations in Minecraft history!

MommyMinecraftDaycare

addiction, Boundaries, childcare arrangements, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, generational differences, grandparent-grandchild relationship, Guilt, Manipulation, medication, MommyMinecraftDaycare, mother-daughter relationship, parenting challenges, seeking support, self-care, Therapy, toxic behavior

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Looking for a wild Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is like therapy, but with blocks and creepers. Join us and leave all your toxic relationships behind, just like this player’s mom should leave her behind.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about someone pulling your hair or giving you the silent treatment. And if you ever need childcare for your virtual baby, we’ve got you covered with friendly villagers who won’t throw it in your face that they’re not getting compensated.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Let’s block out the negativity and craft some fun memories together!

HappyFoodieMinecraftSMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs drop bacon and the cows give you milkshakes? Well, look no further because our server is a food lover’s paradise! We have a secret recipe for enchanted golden apples that will give you infinite hunger and make you the ultimate foodie in the game. So come join us and satisfy your cravings for delicious treats while building epic structures and battling mobs with your food-powered weapons. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this culinary adventure!

BlockyBedDisappointment

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but end up being a total letdown? Look no further, because our server is like that one time you tried to do a backflip in bed but just ended up hitting your head on the headboard – unexpected, disappointing, but definitely memorable!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you accidentally set your house on fire while trying to cook a steak in Minecraft. With crazy events, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem that will leave you questioning your life choices – just like that one time you tried to impress your crush by building a giant statue of them in Minecraft, only to have it collapse and crush your pet chicken. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Tiny Brain Big Deal

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tiny brains but BIG DREAMS! our fruit fly diagram is gonna blow ur mind and transform ur whole dang neuroscience game. u wanna level up ur brain cells? come join us and see the magic happen. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just unlock the secret to telepathically communicating with fruit flies. imagine the possibilities, man. so what u waitin for? come on over and let’s get weird together!

Starlet Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck that helps you find a rare enchanted sword. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like random unicorn sightings, giant chicken races, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive VIP lounge where you can hang out with famous Minecraft YouTubers, sip on virtual potions, and ride on flying pigs. Plus, rumor has it that Aly J herself might make a special appearance as a pixelated version of her 18-year-old self. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I can smell an OF coming” (whatever that means). See you in the virtual world!

Valve’s Louis Love Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos of a world where Valve is actually a mischievous player who loves to stir up drama by calling Louis all sorts of ridiculous racial slurs! Will Louis ever get his revenge? Will Valve ever learn his lesson? Find out by joining our server and witnessing the epic showdowns and hilarious banter that ensue. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, because why not? Come join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

License2Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring roommates who don’t have any ambition? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the drama of real life roommates who don’t even want to get a driver’s license or have a career.

On our server, we encourage all players to strive for greatness and reach their full potential. We even offer virtual EMT classes (without the need to remove your piercings) and opportunities for career growth. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you won’t have to worry about asking for handouts or spending all your virtual money on ubers.

So come join us and leave your real-life roommate woes behind. Who needs a license when you can ride a virtual horse to your virtual job? Don’t be an NPC in real life, join our Minecraft server and level up your life!

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	131	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Star Shards Collected:	178	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5257	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Star Shards Collected:	255	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ores Mined:	906	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	842	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Ultimate XVII Minecraft Servers

Village Troublemaker Minecraft SMP

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BirthdayBlunder Minecraft Server

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MommyMinecraftDaycare

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HappyFoodieMinecraftSMP

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BlockyBedDisappointment

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Tiny Brain Big Deal

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License2Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	New Chunks Explored:	98203
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mines Excavated:	3157
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5