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Super Saiyan Craft – Minecraft Server

android 17, Anime, beerus, Craft, dragon ball, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball heroes, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Frieza, Gohan, goku, Jiren, Minecraft, Saiyan, Server, Super, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe 6, Universe 7, Vegeta, Whis, Zeno

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Look no further, because on our server, the score is always 3-0! Why 3-0, you ask? Because that’s the number of times our players have defeated the Ender Dragon in one day! That’s right, we’re so good at Minecraft that we can take down the biggest boss in the game three times before breakfast.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with friendly creepers who just want to dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of victory, the joy of discovery, and the sheer madness of a Minecraft world where anything is possible. Just remember, the score is always 3-0 – because on our server, winning is the only option!

SMPflipper Minecraft SMP

awkward conversations, awkward situations, awkward storytelling, cringe stories, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy tales, cringey moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., Flip, flips, funny anecdotes, funny storytelling, humorous recollections, makes you tell, Minecraft, smp, SMPflipper, storytelling, storytelling time

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crops Grown:	8387
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in our weekly “Flips Challenge” where you have to do as many flips as possible before hitting the ground (safety not guaranteed).

But that’s not all! We also have a tradition where new players have to tell the cringiest story they can think of in order to gain access to our secret diamond mine. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

ExWivesClub Minecraft Server

alcohol, bar scene, Breakups, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex girlfriend, ExWivesClub, favorite girlfriend, friendship, hurt feelings, immaturity, Insecurity, Jealousy, long-term relationships, Marriage, marriage proposal, Minecraft, misunderstandings, pettiness, reconciliation, relationships, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Crops Grown:	7340	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness love triangles, ex-girlfriend showdowns, and more!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex-girlfriend appears out of nowhere at the local bar. You all start chatting and having a good time, until she drops the bomb that she’s his favorite girlfriend. Cue the awkward silence and passive-aggressive comments.

But wait, there’s more! After a few drinks, she sends your husband a novel-length text about how you’re insecure, petty, and basically the worst. She even brings up how he once said she was his favorite girlfriend (ouch). But fear not, because your husband shuts her down and defends your honor like a knight in shining armor.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find this level of drama and entertainment? Build your own virtual love triangle, navigate through ex-girlfriend encounters, and prove that you’re the favorite player on the server. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now for a wild ride!

StepmomSlaya69

Abuse, Adult, Apology, Boundaries, Civil, Communication, conditions, cousin, criticism, decision, Disrespect, family, genuine, grad school, narcissist, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, stepmom, StepmomSlaya69, Thanksgiving

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9992

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members like my stepmom? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated with respect and kindness! No more comparing yourself to your golden child cousin or dealing with passive-aggressive comments about your life choices. On our server, you can build your dream world without any drama or negativity.

Join us and experience a world where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or criticism. Build friendships with fellow players who support and uplift you, unlike my stepmom who only knows how to tear others down. Say goodbye to Thanksgiving nightmares and hello to a community that values and appreciates you for who you are.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave behind the toxic behavior of your past. Let’s create a world where everyone is accepted and celebrated for their uniqueness. See you in the game!

BeliefBlunderz Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, BeliefBlunderz, Childhood, childhood belief, dumb, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing belief, false, Foolish, funny, funny belief, gullible, ignorance, Minecraft, Misconception, mistaken, mistaken belief, Myth, Naive, naive belief, silly, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the dumbest thing you believed could actually come true!

Ever thought you could ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it, we won’t judge (much).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it, if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Chicken God himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams (and dumbest beliefs) come to life!

QuirkyBodyCraft

abnormal bodily quirks, abnormal physical quirks, atypical bodily features, atypical physical attributes, body quirks, distinctive bodily features, distinctive body traits, odd body characteristics, peculiar bodily traits, peculiar body traits, peculiar physical characteristics, QuirkyBodyCraft, rare physical quirks, strange bodily features, strange physical traits, uncommon body quirks, uncommon physical quirks, unique body quirks, unique physical characteristics, unusual body quirks, unusual body traits

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Towns Built:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being a regular old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can customize your body in the most outrageous ways possible! Want to have a head the size of a block of dirt? Done. How about arms that are twice as long as your legs? No problem! Join our server and show off your wacky body modifications to all your friends.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Enderman with a mustache that can steal your items just by looking at you. And don’t even get us started on the creeper with a top hat and monocle who only explodes in a puff of glitter.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover some quirks about your body that you never knew existed.

ErdoganCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Conflict, Dictatorship, Diplomacy, Erdogan, Erdogan’s Regime, ErdoganCraft, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, Israel-Turkey Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, saddam hussein, SECURITY, Server, threat, turkey, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the wildest place to be, man. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for, like, two emeralds. it’s a total party up in here.

oh, and get this, the admin of the server once challenged a wither to a dance off and won. true story, bro. now the wither is the official DJ of the server, spinning sick beats all night long.

and don’t even get me started on the players. we got a dude who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, and another guy who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. it’s like a circus meets a rave meets a medieval fantasy land.

so if you wanna join the most epic, insane, off-the-walls minecraft server of all time, hit us up. but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. it’s that addictive, man.

OlgaCraft2024

2024.., athlete, Fencer, fencing, fencing champion, First Place, Gold Medalist, historic win, MEDAL, national pride, Olga Kharlan, OlgaCraft2024, Olympic, olympic games, podium finish, sports, Tokyo Olympics, triumph, Ukraine, Ukrainian athlete, Victory

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1513
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we got fencer olga kharlan as our mascot cuz she won ukraine’s first olympic medal in 2024! she be swingin’ her sword and kickin’ butt all over da place, just like u can on dis server! u wanna be a champ like olga? den join us and show off ur mad skills! we got epic battles, crazy challenges, and a whole lotta fun waitin’ for u! so what u waitin’ for? come join da party and let’s get fencin’!

NoCentsCraft

Accuracy, Cash, Coins, Counting, Currency, DENOMINATIONS, DIMES, dollars, exact change, finance, financial literacy, makes no cents, Math, MONEY, nickels, NoCentsCraft, payment, pennies, quarters, small change, Transactions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance like they at a rave. we got diamonds raining from the sky and lava that tastes like hot sauce. our mods are unicorns in disguise and our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely.

build a house out of marshmallows and watch as it attracts a herd of rainbow sheep. go on quests to find the legendary golden potato and battle the evil chicken overlords who are trying to take over the server.

don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja pandas who will protect your precious builds with their lives. join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. remember, exact change makes no cents on this server!

CompeteLikeAGirl

adjust perceptions, boost girls, bridge the gap, CompeteLikeAGirl, Competition, competitiveness, Confidence, confidence building, equality, gender differences, gender equality, gender gap, gender stereotypes, Men, perceptions, Performance, policies, research, societal norms, study, Women

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we bridge the gender gap by boosting girls’ confidence and adjusting perceptions! Men and women compete in crazy challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of pink wool or racing to find the rarest diamond in the mines. We’ve got potions that make you fly like a majestic unicorn and armor that turns you into a fire-breathing dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show off your skills in a world where everyone is a winner!