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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1843 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!