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Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	853325
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Farms Harvested:	100
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9095
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchantments Applied:	169
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	9451
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Animals Bred:	43
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Crops Grown:	9396
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	1283
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	417

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Items Found:	8566
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ